The current England football team was named the Biggest Waste of Space Ever.
Wayne Rooney and Co's humiliating failure to qualify for Euro 2008 and abject displays since saw them beat junkie rocker Pete Doherty to claim the unwanted title.
Steve McClaren's multi-millionaires needed just a point from their last group game against Croatia to secure their place in Austria and Switzerland.
But the shameful 3-2 defeat led to McClaren's sacking and left footy fans licking their wounds.
Third in the poll of 3,000 British blokes was beleaguered Prime Minister Gordon Brown - who is blamed for the current credit crunch, rising fuel and food prices and house market crash.
A spokesman for storage product specialists which carried out the poll, said: ''The country was so disappointed let down when England failed to qualify for the Euro 2008 finals.
''We aren't surprised by Gordon Brown's high entry either.
''British citizens have lost trust in his government and his constant dithering coupled with policy u-turns have made his tenure at the top an uncomfortable experience.
''We conducted the survey to find out what people deemed a waste of space.
''As storage product specialists we try to minimise the floor space wasted by businesses across the UK - but there's not a lot we can do about the England team or Gordon Brown.''
Toilet roll covers were voted in fourth while former Atomic Kitten singer Kerry Katona, who was recently declared bankrupt, came in at number five.
The Eurovision Song Contest, which usually sees the UK languishing near the bottom of the table, came sixth, followed by glamour girl Jodie Marsh.
Mayor of London Boris Johnson came eighth, with heiress Paris Hilton at number nine and salads sold by fast food chain McDonalds completing the top ten.
Other celebrities to feature in the poll, include 19-year-old Peaches Geldolf, at number 15, who shocked the nation by marrying singer Max Drummey, just weeks after meeting him.
Pop Star flops The Cheeky Girls are at number 17 while GMTV Host Fiona Phillips, who has just announced she is quitting her job on the sofa, is at number 30.
Top 50 Wastes of Space
1. The England team
2. Pete Doherty
3. Gordon Brown
4. Toilet roll covers
5. Kerry Katona
6. Eurovision Song Contest
7. Jodie Marsh
8. Boris Johnson
9. Paris Hilton
10. McDonald's salads
11. Heather Mills
12. Mini roundabouts
13. Calum Best
14. Digital photo frames
15. Peaches Geldolf
16. UKIP
17. The Cheeky Girls
18. Personal number plates
19. Traffic wardens
20. Steve McClaren
21. Padded coat hangers
22. The Monster Raving Loony Party
23. Quilted toilet paper
24. Terminal 5
25. Danielle Lloyd
26. Cherie Blair
27. Big Brother
28. Fitness DVD's
29. Potpourri
30. Fiona Phillips
31. Skimmed milk
32. Mini-disc players
33. Paul Danan
34. Lava lamps
35. Michelle Heaton
36. Highways agency motorway patrol
37. Dean Gaffney
38. Don't Forget the Lyrics! show
39. The sport of curling
40. Paul Burrell
41. Mopeds
42. Shoe horns
43. Chantelle Houghton
44. Trouser presses
45. Christine Hamilton
46. Facial saunas
47. Sadie Frost
48. Teas maids
49. Keith Chegwin
50. Darren Day
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