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. wrote:THE CREATION OF PUSSY
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knife, he have it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
trew in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and f***** it and called it a c***.
. wrote:If the guys who are complaining that pussy smells like fish they must be hanging out with some real classy chicks
Mr B wrote:. wrote:If the guys who are complaining that pussy smells like fish they must be hanging out with some real classy chicks
Exactly my thoughts. Ive never been with a girl who smelled of fish.

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