What if Jesus was just a man?

[Sugar]

Hi there. It's been awhile since I've posted here, but I thought I would stop in and see how everyone is faring in FF Land. I'm glad to see that this topic has continued to stimulate some debate.

[Phlyguy]

what if jesus was gay black hippie jew?

I'm surprised that no one has responded to this yet.

[Sugar]

Please do so Phlyguy.

[Guest]

what if jesus was gay black hippie jew?

I'm surprised that no one has responded to this yet.

He might have been. It's irrelevant. I don't think anyone can agree on the definition of "Hippy" anyway.

[Scott L. Martinez]

God is a cat.

Any fool knows that.

[Guest]

God is a cat.

Any fool knows that.

+1

[elliott20]

God is a cat.

Any fool knows that.

was that a song or something? I swear I could totally hear that as a crappy 80s song.

[mogadishu]

*clears throat and steps up to mic*

Jesus was a Jew till the day he died
And his followers too for many years beside
Till going to Damascus Saint Paul decides
That the gentiles ought to come along for the ride.

Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew,
And if you hate that then I guess he will forgive you.
Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew;
Some say he was a secret Buddhist too...

With his sandals and his beard and his messy hair
He'd be shunned by rednecks everywhere
And he'd turn the other cheek if you hit him there
Yet a pacifist Christian is pretty rare.

The folks in the region of Palestine
Were mostly fairly dark-skinned in Bible times
Yet he's straight-haired and blue-eyed in our painters' minds
Making god in our own image is a telling sign.

Christ always preferred the company of men
And he never was ashamed of his love for them
There are some who think Saint John was his 'special friend'
But many more the idea would just offend.

*bows*

[elliott20]

[Scott L. Martinez]

*clears throat and steps up to mic*

Jesus was a Jew till the day he died
And his followers too for many years beside
Till going to Damascus Saint Paul decides
That the gentiles ought to come along for the ride.

Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew,
And if you hate that then I guess he will forgive you.
Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew;
Some say he was a secret Buddhist too...

With his sandals and his beard and his messy hair
He'd be shunned by rednecks everywhere
And he'd turn the other cheek if you hit him there
Yet a pacifist Christian is pretty rare.

The folks in the region of Palestine
Were mostly fairly dark-skinned in Bible times
Yet he's straight-haired and blue-eyed in our painters' minds
Making god in our own image is a telling sign.

Christ always preferred the company of men
And he never was ashamed of his love for them
There are some who think Saint John was his 'special friend'
But many more the idea would just offend.

*bows*

I love it!

[Guest]

*clears throat and steps up to mic*

Jesus was a Jew till the day he died
And his followers too for many years beside
Till going to Damascus Saint Paul decides
That the gentiles ought to come along for the ride.

Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew,
And if you hate that then I guess he will forgive you.
Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew;
Some say he was a secret Buddhist too...

With his sandals and his beard and his messy hair
He'd be shunned by rednecks everywhere
And he'd turn the other cheek if you hit him there
Yet a pacifist Christian is pretty rare.

The folks in the region of Palestine
Were mostly fairly dark-skinned in Bible times
Yet he's straight-haired and blue-eyed in our painters' minds
Making god in our own image is a telling sign.

Christ always preferred the company of men
And he never was ashamed of his love for them
There are some who think Saint John was his 'special friend'
But many more the idea would just offend.

*bows*

I love it!

I'm sure you loved the last stanza, you blasphemous little poofter.

[Guest]

I'm sure you loved the last stanza, you blasphemous little poofter.

That's a bit strong. He's not that bad.

[Scott L. Martinez]

*clears throat and steps up to mic*

Jesus was a Jew till the day he died
And his followers too for many years beside
Till going to Damascus Saint Paul decides
That the gentiles ought to come along for the ride.

Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew,
And if you hate that then I guess he will forgive you.
Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew;
Some say he was a secret Buddhist too...

With his sandals and his beard and his messy hair
He'd be shunned by rednecks everywhere
And he'd turn the other cheek if you hit him there
Yet a pacifist Christian is pretty rare.

The folks in the region of Palestine
Were mostly fairly dark-skinned in Bible times
Yet he's straight-haired and blue-eyed in our painters' minds
Making god in our own image is a telling sign.

Christ always preferred the company of men
And he never was ashamed of his love for them
There are some who think Saint John was his 'special friend'
But many more the idea would just offend.

*bows*

I love it!

I'm sure you loved the last stanza, you blasphemous little poofter.

Awww.....you mean you didn't like it you old, god-loving, homophobic, nameless nutcase?

[BAG]

Everyone's sick of you Scott.

Why don't you take a break from posting for a few weeks . . . or months.

[Scott L. Martinez]

Everyone's sick of you Scott.

Why don't you take a break from posting for a few weeks . . . or months.

Everyone? No.

Why don't you, unregistered guest? You've no place here.

Especially when insulting others (especially members) with your crap.