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[Guest]

Hiding hash in your foreskin; something to be proud of.

It had cling film wrapped around it. Still, stopped me from getting in trouble, didn't it?

OH!! That's different then! In that case, it makes you look ever so clever.

In any case, I think I'd prefer someone who was "clean" than someone who used their foreskin to cover their crimes.

Well, it was clever, as I could have been arrested otherwise. Sticking it in my anus, now that would have been stupid.

lol you're completely twisting what I had said about using my foreskin to hide the hash I had. Originally I just threw it in as a light hearted comment to show why a foreskin is better , it was meant in a purely commical sense, although I did do it. But that was about 10 years ago when I was 15 and I am completely THC free now, and have been for about 8 years. Just so you know.

Just because I once hid some hash in my foreskin it doesn't mean I don't have a clean penis, you dozey fool.

[G Wizard]

LMAO well 'G Wizard', I can tell you now, that you had a serious problem.

I'm glad my condition was worth a 'LMAO' from you. And I'm glad you thought it was a serious problem. Because it wasn't.

Or, if you think that was serious, you have a strange perception of what 'serious' is.

I wash my bellend every morning, as I should, and it doesn't smell of anything, and it stays that way all throughout the day.

And mine smelled quite acceptable all day as well. I never said smell was ever an issue.

Go back and read my post again to better understand the words I wrote.

Wait, I'll save you the trouble. Smegma is that natural |ubricant which you're no doubt familiar with. No doubt if left alone for a month without washing, it would probably start to acquire a funky smell.

To recap what I wrote, I didn't say anything about smell, nor did I say I left it alone for a month.

I said that I could wash it clean in the morning, and by evening the smegma would be back. And that, to me, was a nuisance.

Now if in your case you can scrub yourself clean in the morning, and still not have even the slightest hint of smegma in the evening, congratulations, and welcome to the human condition known as "individual variation". Based on that, you could probably go a week without scrubbing. Of course, the bacteria would still start to grow, and hence the smell....

Also, foreskins can be very handy.

This has got to be the best line I've heard this week.

Penn and Teller would be proud of you.

[G Wizard]

Well, it was clever, as I could have been arrested otherwise. Sticking it in my anus, now that would have been stupid.

Right. Because a proper rubber-gloved cavity search would somehow overlook your foreskin.

[Guest]

LMAO well 'G Wizard', I can tell you now, that you had a serious problem.

I'm glad my condition was worth a 'LMAO' from you. And I'm glad you thought it was a serious problem. Because it wasn't.

Or, if you think that was serious, you have a strange perception of what 'serious' is.

Oh it definitely was worth a LMAO. It was serious enough for you to get the snip, wasn't it?

And mine smelled quite acceptable all day as well. I never said smell was ever an issue.

Go back and read my post again to better understand the words I wrote.

Wait, I'll save you the trouble. Smegma is that natural |ubricant which you're no doubt familiar with. No doubt if left alone for a month without washing, it would probably start to acquire a funky smell.

To recap what I wrote, I didn't say anything about smell, nor did I say I left it alone for a month.

I said that I could wash it clean in the morning, and by evening the smegma would be back. And that, to me, was a nuisance.

Now if in your case you can scrub yourself clean in the morning, and still not have even the slightest hint of smegma in the evening, congratulations, and welcome to the human condition known as "individual variation". Based on that, you could probably go a week without scrubbing. Of course, the bacteria would still start to grow, and hence the smell....

Yes that's right..."natural".
Why would something that didn't smell be a nuisance to you? Don't say it's more hygienic for God sake. If it doesn't smell then girls aren't going to care, as it's the smell that puts them off. I suppose we should just completely remove our finger nails as bacteria can harbor underneath them...? You should have just used some 'common sense' and wiped your bellend on your boxers every now and then, instead of having your foreskin chopped off.

This has got to be the best line I've heard this week.

Penn and Teller would be proud of you.

You must live a very boring life then, oh well, we're only in Monday, still all week to go.

[Guest]

Well, it was clever, as I could have been arrested otherwise. Sticking it in my anus, now that would have been stupid.

Right. Because a proper rubber-gloved cavity search would somehow overlook your foreskin.

No dozey, I'm talking about when they search me on the street. They'd have to arrest me to give me a cavity search, and the point is; me hiding it underneath my foreskin means they can't find it in a basic, run-of-the-mill search that they carry out on the street.

[G Wizard]

Oh it definitely was worth a LMAO. It was serious enough for you to get the snip, wasn't it?

Sigh.

Since you seem incapable of understanding English, or at least of slowing down and reading a post, let me recap for you.

"one of my prime objectives for getting my circumcision was no longer having to deal with the smegma."

What does "one of" mean to you? To me it means that there is at least one other consideration.

I'll not bother detailing the other considerations for you, since you will almost certainly ignore half of what I write in this post.

[G Wizard]

Well, it was clever, as I could have been arrested otherwise. Sticking it in my anus, now that would have been stupid.

Right. Because a proper rubber-gloved cavity search would somehow overlook your foreskin.

No dozey, I'm talking about when they search me on the street. They'd have to arrest me to give me a cavity search, and the point is; me hiding it underneath my foreskin means they can't find it in a basic, run-of-the-mill search that they carry out on the street.

And yet you feel that jamming it up your arse isn't an option, because somehow they'll find it there.

Explain that logic to me, 'dozey'.

[Guest]

I wash my bellend every morning, as I should, and it doesn't smell of anything, and it stays that way all throughout the day.

And mine smelled quite acceptable all day as well. I never said smell was ever an issue.

Go back and read my post again to better understand the words I wrote.

Wait, I'll save you the trouble. Smegma is that natural |ubricant which you're no doubt familiar with. No doubt if left alone for a month without washing, it would probably start to acquire a funky smell.

To recap what I wrote, I didn't say anything about smell, nor did I say I left it alone for a month.

I said that I could wash it clean in the morning, and by evening the smegma would be back. And that, to me, was a nuisance.

Now if in your case you can scrub yourself clean in the morning, and still not have even the slightest hint of smegma in the evening, congratulations, and welcome to the human condition known as "individual variation". Based on that, you could probably go a week without scrubbing. Of course, the bacteria would still start to grow, and hence the smell....
[/quote]

Oh and G Wizard, you also said you suffered from "head cheese". Read the post where you said that again, because it definitely gives the impression that you had a problem with your bellend stinking of the stuff.

[Guest]

Well, it was clever, as I could have been arrested otherwise. Sticking it in my anus, now that would have been stupid.

Right. Because a proper rubber-gloved cavity search would somehow overlook your foreskin.

No dozey, I'm talking about when they search me on the street. They'd have to arrest me to give me a cavity search, and the point is; me hiding it underneath my foreskin means they can't find it in a basic, run-of-the-mill search that they carry out on the street.

And yet you feel that jamming it up your arse isn't an option, because somehow they'll find it there.

Explain that logic to me, 'dozey'.

No again, dozey.

Jamming it up my arse would be over the top and unnescassary, as I can just simply roll my foreskin back, knowing it's all clean and tidy down there, place the hash on my bellend, and simply roll it back over the hash, taking just 5 seconds.
How would I stick something in my anus and then not worry how the F*** I was going to get it out?

Understand?

[G Wizard]

Oh and G Wizard, you also said you suffered from "head cheese". Read the post where you said that again, because it definitely gives the impression that you had a problem with your bellend stinking of the stuff.

In my lingo, "head cheese" is slang for smegma. It isn't slang for "stinks to high heaven."

If you interpret that to mean "stinks to high heaven", you're certainly entitled to misunderstand it any way you'd like.

[G Wizard]

Jamming it up my arse would be over the top and unnescassary, as I can just simply roll my foreskin back, knowing it's all clean and tidy down there, place the hash on my bellend, and simply roll it back over the hash, taking just 5 seconds.
How would I stick something in my anus and then not worry how the F*** I was going to get it out?

Understand?

Much better now, thanks.

And, props to you for being able to do all of that in 5 seconds. I'd be hard-pressed to just whip it out in 2. Maybe if I wore baggy trou, or went commando or some such, I could shave a second off that.

[Guest]

Sigh.

Since you seem incapable of understanding English, or at least of slowing down and reading a post, let me recap for you.

That's rich, seeing as you're having great trouble in understanding my story about hash.

"one of my prime objectives for getting my circumcision was no longer having to deal with the smegma."

What does "one of" mean to you? To me it means that there is at least one other consideration.

I'll not bother detailing the other considerations for you, since you will almost certainly ignore half of what I write in this post.

Says the man who quotes just part of my post, ignoring the rest of what I typed.

[Guest]

Oh and G Wizard, you also said you suffered from "head cheese". Read the post where you said that again, because it definitely gives the impression that you had a problem with your bellend stinking of the stuff.

In my lingo, "head cheese" is slang for smegma. It isn't slang for "stinks to high heaven."

If you interpret that to mean "stinks to high heaven", you're certainly entitled to misunderstand it any way you'd like.

I assumed the term "head cheese" is in reference to cheese that has started to rot so much that it "stinks to high heaven". Seems logical to me. Oh well.

[G Wizard]

I assumed the term "head cheese" is in reference to cheese that has started to rot so much that it "stinks to high heaven". Seems logical to me. Oh well.

"Head cheese", being the 'cheese' behind the 'head' (a.k.a. glans).

That is all.

Anyway, this thread seems to have run its course, and has arguably been run off into the weeds. Thanks for that.

Feel free to reply, but I won't be responding, as I'm unsubscribing from this thread and will fail to see your replies.

Enjoy.

[Bouncy]

And mine smelled quite acceptable all day as well. I never said smell was ever an issue.

The smell isn't the issue. The fact that it's there is. I prefer not to be sucking on smegma regardless of whether it's clean and fresh, or stale and stinky. It's not something I want in my mouth thank-you-very-much. So I prefer to have a man with a circumsized penis. No foreskin, no smegma. It's as simple as that.