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Postby The Colonel » Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:28 am

Ivan Diederhoff wrote:It was meant as humor, Colonel. I know you are against infant circumcision as the child can't offer choice or preference. I thought maybe you'd get a laugh out of those circumstances, those. If it was going to happen to anyone, it'd be this guy, right? :lol:


I know it was humour! And I did get the funny side! I did like the "What's up" bit - now that is just like me. :lol:

I'm just saying it is a tad unrealistic! :wink:

But I expect I have more to come in the very near future.
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Postby cosmicB » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:12 am

Colonel.. does your dinkie still hurt after its peelingk..? Maybe it's time to let it go, and get on with dipping it into pussies, undt makin' more little babies, if it still squirts...
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Postby The Colonel » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:19 pm

cosmicB wrote:Colonel.. does your dinkie still hurt after its peelingk..? Maybe it's time to let it go, and get on with dipping it into pussies, undt makin' more little babies, if it still squirts...


No, my "dinkie" doesn't still hurt after its "peeling".

I have been making lots of babies - don't you know my wife is expecting twins?

What is your point here?
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Postby Guest » Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:18 pm

The Colonel wrote:
Ivan Diederhoff wrote:It was meant as humor, Colonel. I know you are against infant circumcision as the child can't offer choice or preference. I thought maybe you'd get a laugh out of those circumstances, those. If it was going to happen to anyone, it'd be this guy, right? :lol:


I know it was humour! And I did get the funny side! I did like the "What's up" bit - now that is just like me. :lol:

I'm just saying it is a tad unrealistic! :wink:

But I expect I have more to come in the very near future.


That's what the show is all about. Taking life's issues and beating them to death. :laff: The whole episode cracks me up. The sight humor of the women making sandwiches and the chopping then our guy passes out! Then he is bugging her about her reading, breathing and everything, and you hear a stitch break! I laughed so hard at that.

Ivan, NBTSI
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Postby cosmicB » Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:51 am

Owning a foreskin is like wearing a winter scarf in summer...
How many babes like to chew on filthy old piss smelling wool scarves..?
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Postby The Colonel » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:34 pm

cosmicB wrote:Owning a foreskin is like wearing a winter scarf in summer...
How many babes like to chew on filthy old piss smelling wool scarves..?


Does that mean you are?
And your babies?
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Postby cosmicB » Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:09 pm

Can't make what you are trying to relay..?

Um.. When the wheels of time are rolling on low tires, you'll need to wake the fabulous to gain a pickle in the raffle of Korean wet scrub, on a second Sunday, the night of a half-moon, or the frost won't stick to the pumpkin on a warm summer's day in February...
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Postby The Colonel » Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:16 pm

cosmicB wrote:Can't make what you are trying to relay..?

Um.. When the wheels of time are rolling on low tires, you'll need to wake the fabulous to gain a pickle in the raffle of Korean wet scrub, on a second Sunday, the night of a half-moon, or the frost won't stick to the pumpkin on a warm summer's day in February...


I asked are you, and your male children, circumcised?
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Postby cosmicB » Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:40 pm

Ohh.. Is that what it was..? Zowers! I just don't understand your British language... sorry.. my bad...


My eight incher is peeled and pretty.. and perfect, is what the babes tell me... They peeled my dick moments after I was hatched... Back then they didn't know that babies feel pain.. they didn't use anesthetics... I still can't get close to that memory... Whenever I do I bump into a wall of extreme cosmic Fire... I gotta get through that memory, to see what's there before it... I can see clear all my memories back to three months, but I just can't get through that Fire memory, yet... But one day I'm just gonna charge it head on, and blast right into it... I wonders if I can survive that..?

I don't think I have male offspring..? unless that Detroit biker bitch, or that Seattle fox, had boys..?? If they did, my guess would be that they got peeled by the culture.. for quality suckin' purposes...

I've got this little challenge for you... We both take razor sharp cleavers in hand, and place our dicks on the work bench beside each other, and the shortest one gets hacked off...
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Postby The Colonel » Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:35 pm

cosmicB wrote:Ohh.. Is that what it was..? Zowers! I just don't understand your British language... sorry.. my bad...


My eight incher is peeled and pretty.. and perfect, is what the babes tell me... They peeled my dick moments after I was hatched... Back then they didn't know that babies feel pain.. they didn't use anesthetics... I still can't get close to that memory... Whenever I do I bump into a wall of extreme cosmic Fire... I gotta get through that memory, to see what's there before it... I can see clear all my memories back to three months, but I just can't get through that Fire memory, yet... But one day I'm just gonna charge it head on, and blast right into it... I wonders if I can survive that..?

I don't think I have male offspring..? unless that Detroit biker bitch, or that Seattle fox, had boys..?? If they did, my guess would be that they got peeled by the culture.. for quality suckin' purposes...

I've got this little challenge for you... We both take razor sharp cleavers in hand, and place our dicks on the work bench beside each other, and the shortest one gets hacked off...


No, thanks. Sounds sadistic and also gay.
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Postby cosmicB » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:33 am

That can't be so bad, for you.. You're in the legal system.. which as sadistic as it gets.. It's extincting our ways of life, and the planet...

And as for "gay", I'm not, but I sense that you have it in you big time... Why not give 'er a go..? Take a tour of the gay-clubs, and try your hand at sucking a circumcised dick.. and an unpeeled one too.. then come back and tell us which you prefer fer suckin' purposes...
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Postby The Colonel » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:56 am

cosmicB wrote:That can't be so bad, for you.. You're in the legal system.. which as sadistic as it gets.. It's extincting our ways of life, and the planet...

And as for "gay", I'm not, but I sense that you have it in you big time... Why not give 'er a go..? Take a tour of the gay-clubs, and try your hand at sucking a circumcised dick.. and an unpeeled one too.. then come back and tell us which you prefer fer suckin' purposes...


:lol:

Has anyone told you I'm heterosexual, with soon-to-be six children? :roll:
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Postby cosmicB » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:17 am

Keep telling yourself... it will protect you from the fags.. but the mirror won't!..
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Postby donna31 » Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:57 am

i don't care about that little bit of extra skin one way or another. my priorities are does it get hard, does it fit my mouth, does it fit my pussy and does it stay hard for a long long time.
love, Donna
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Postby cosmicB » Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:49 am

Seems we were made for each other...
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