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Postby julianne » Tue May 01, 2007 4:39 pm

Really wanna learn this, this is SO F****** great.

Have tried sometimes, but no great success. Any good tips?

AnnaKay, may i have your instructional photos? :)
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Postby julianne » Wed May 02, 2007 10:54 pm

yeah, today i tried the boys urinal, it was hilarious :D

Was at an aerobics lesson at the local gym. No boys around and i had to piddle very bad after exercise :oops: (i always drink that soda stuff mixed with applejuice during execise, makes me peepee like crazy)
The boy room looked so inviting, i had to take look. First i just wanted to relief myelf in the stall, but you dont get a chance to try the urinals very often ;)

I checked again if no one was lurking and than dropped my sports pants and tanga.
Wasnt so easy to figure out how to use it. First i just wanted to squat, but then i decided to try it like the boys do. So i stood in front of the boys pisser(the bowl type), positioned my puss above it and tried to split it a bit
with my fingers and let go.

First i had problems to let go, some kind of stage fright, u know :D

Then i could start my peepee, what a great relief; "ssssshhhhhhh pssssssss shhhhhhh sssssssss" i tell you, that was godlike feeling :lol:
Most of my beautiful yellow stream landed in the bowl, only some drops on the ground :oops:
I think i nearly pissed for a minute. The bowl was filled with my "all natural applejuice" to the maximum. I had nothing to wipe, so i tried to shake my sweet little lips like the boys do with there penis until it was mostly dry. worked quite good :)
i reached for the flush button, but then i thougt that i need some proof. So i took my handycam from the sports bag and took some photos of the yellow peepee in the bowl to show my girlfriend ;)

just a great experience, must do that again. maybe a poop in the boys room as a new challengge :D

Hope somebody enjoyed my story.
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Postby Personal Trainer » Thu May 03, 2007 1:08 pm

:shock: A story like that always passes the time at work
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Peeing Standing Up

Postby Kelly-girl » Thu May 03, 2007 5:14 pm

Once I had to pee in a mens room. I posted the story a while back. The problem with peeing while standing is the splatter. Unless you can pee on something like flowers or into water it is going to be messy. I squat over low flowers and pee on them when doing it outside.
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Postby julianne » Thu May 03, 2007 5:33 pm

My Urinal piss wasnt much messy :)
My Pussy was near the bowl when i stood in front of the urinal, so there wasnt much room for splattering.
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Postby jinjin » Fri May 04, 2007 4:01 am

Potty training for adult females. Is this for real?

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Postby THAT_GUEST » Fri May 04, 2007 5:06 am

jinjin wrote:Potty training for adult females. Is this for real?

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I don't think you can make this stuff up, Jin. Someone has to think of it...and try it to make a thing out of it. :lol:
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Postby julianne » Sat May 05, 2007 9:56 am

the urinal:
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my peepee bubbles:
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/2034/dsc00109af4.jpg

some applejuice in a urinal :D
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7622/dsc00105ug4.jpg

i am a clean girl, i flush for the guys
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/3716/dsc00106uh5.jpg
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Postby SuncoastGal » Tue May 15, 2007 2:06 am

julianne wrote:My Urinal piss wasnt much messy :)
My Pussy was near the bowl when i stood in front of the urinal, so there wasnt much room for splattering.


Good on you, I'm sure you will get the hang of it with enough practice. I haven't tried to piss into urinal yet cos I'm scared to go into men's room and they would kick me out of the room. I've never heard australian girl go in mens room to pee in urinal like american girls do.
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Postby SuncoastGal » Tue May 15, 2007 2:52 am

Recently I was reading somewhere about day care teaches little girls to pee standing up for sanitary reasons. I think this is fantastic idea to teach them to keep clean and convenient when there is no restrooms in sight, they can just go outside and pee without worry.

I recalled one day my parent's toilets broke down due to pipe problem, my mother had to drive 5km each way to my sister's flat to empty bladder few times a day. If she knew how to do pee standing up and it would have saved her time and worries. No problem for dad, poor mum lol

I think my 18 years old daughter would be amazed to see her mum to stand and pee outside if there's no toilet available! :sunglasses:
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Postby AnnaKay » Thu May 17, 2007 12:28 am

julianne wrote:Really wanna learn this, this is SO F****** great.

Have tried sometimes, but no great success. Any good tips?

AnnaKay, may i have your instructional photos? :)


Have had problems with my ISP - did you get the pics?
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Re: Peeing Standing Up

Postby AnnaKay » Thu May 17, 2007 12:30 am

Kelly-girl wrote:Once I had to pee in a mens room. I posted the story a while back. The problem with peeing while standing is the splatter. Unless you can pee on something like flowers or into water it is going to be messy. I squat over low flowers and pee on them when doing it outside.
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Even for men pissing standing up can be messy - just look at the mess round and pan....
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Postby merlin83221 » Fri May 18, 2007 10:44 am

yes i am a guy. but i was just thinking if you ladies would have any suggestions on how to teach my daughter to pee standing up. we will be potty training her soon. what do you think? do you think i should teach her how to? i am willing to try the extra effort for a future benefit.
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Postby SuncoastGal » Sat May 19, 2007 9:59 am

merlin83221 wrote:yes i am a guy. but i was just thinking if you ladies would have any suggestions on how to teach my daughter to pee standing up. we will be potty training her soon. what do you think? do you think i should teach her how to? i am willing to try the extra effort for a future benefit.


I think teaching little girls to pee standing would be an advantage. I've always wished my mother or someone to teach me how to pee standing up long time ago.

I've found 3 very good websites for women (all age) to learn pee standing up.

http://web.archive.org/web/20030604104917/http://restrooms.org/standing.html

http://kittiesarethebest.blogspot.com/2005/07/youre-eight.html

http://www.myvag.net/pee/standing/

Good luck :)
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Postby julianne » Sat May 19, 2007 11:03 am

AnnaKay wrote:
julianne wrote:Really wanna learn this, this is SO F****** great.

Have tried sometimes, but no great success. Any good tips?

AnnaKay, may i have your instructional photos? :)


Have had problems with my ISP - did you get the pics?


No, didnt get them :(
Can you send them to julespk (at) gmail.com ?


btw., i pissed again in that urinal, another great experience :D
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