Who here has ever pissed standing up?

[cosmicB]

I saw two screaming young ladies piss their pants standing up, after me and a buddy played a wicked nasty little joke on them... Frightened the piss right out of them we did... We got a photo of it too...
Next day we walked by that way to find their two puddles on the sidewalk... They sure peed a Lot... Burned holes in their psyche's we probably did...
I can make a fierce pants-wetting growl like an angry cougar... It came in handy when a pack of wolves had surrounded my tent at 3:AM out in the middle of no-where...
I growled my biggest mightiest growl when I charged the alpha-male the moment its head was a couple inches in-front of the entrance to my tent... It left a long streak of pee in the snow, and then some... I bets it got one hell of a rush from that... It probably couldn't sleep for a couple days.. and just maybe it cost it its alpha-status..?

[sm68]

lol!

[MarthaT]

I have tried for shits n giggles

[talks2much]

Well obviously I don't pee in a place that would cause other people to slip. Peeing while jogging only leaves a small trail of droplets on the ground and much of the pee remains down the insides of my legs

i have pissed in my shorts when out riding my bike, i just pulled over & went & sat in some grass & pissed myself, the shorts are damp from sweat anyway & shiny black so no one would know i had wet my pants

[cosmicB]

Not a good plan if you are riding your bike to school, or to a date, or on a very long trip... You could get a bad case of diaper rash from that.... LOL!.. And the seat could get to really smell bad...

[cosmicB]

Ok'ie.. Enough of the novices who have never pissed their pants, and really want to... Tonight, the whole world, jump up at midnight, and just everybody piss your pants right where you are... Make it a Thee Global Piss Off event... The world is ready for it.. they've got to that point of reality... YaY! Piss... It's the only thing that proves you're alive these days...

So has anyone ever pissed running at full gallop..?

Has anyone ever found themself suddenly with a huge hungry wild-animal staring you down, from too close, and managed to hold your urine from leaking..?

[talks2much]

i'v also pissed my pants between the cab & my front door after a big night

[cosmicB]

I bet half the males in the world get piss down their legs after pissing... It's probably cuz they don't know how to piss without getting the stuff all over their skin... Maybe their mummies never taught them how.. all they ever did was change their diapers... Maybe they should teach Quality Pissing in schools..?

So how do females shake it..? Do they simply give 'er a little snap with a finger..? Or do they shake their sweetie little booties real hard side to side, and jump up and down on their heals..?

[russ75]

i cant understand why any female would want to wee standing up,its just not a natural thing for a woman to do at all all what happens is that that you get wee all down your legs and ruin your shoes why would any women want that to happen,its much better to sit down there's no mess that way

[cosmicB]

Why would they want to..? Because everything in most public washrooms is so filthy, that it is almost fatal for some to touch... Some females can actually pee standing properly, and get none to less piss on them than the average male does...
Plus they don't shake and splatter the stuff all over walls and toilets and floors and shoes like too many males do...
But they can't write with their piss... Only males possess that ability.. but a female can write with flowing piss by holding to a male's while he pissing...

Reminds me of Mary's parents wondering about what Mary and Joey do together, after Mary's dad found pee-writing in the snow behind the house, in Mary's handwriting...

[nuffsed]

Yes. Sometimes it's messy - especially if drunk - but having had a bit of practice I can also direct my pee. Try it leaning back with your legs wide apart pussy pushed out and apart. Figers on each side of the holeand away you go. It used to be a popular party game at medical student parties (not that I was ever a medical student, just a gropey). The girl who peed the furthest got the pick of the med students. Good incentive sometimes.

Old bitch learning new tricks here. I'm a convert !!

[Alf Huckham]

This would be really interesting!

I do it every day

[donna34]

i do in public loos..

[cosmicB]

Me too...

[cosmicB]

Just as long as they don't miss the potty.. or everyone would surely want-to wear rubber boots in them thar public waste-disposal places, as an alternative to go splashing around in it with their designer shoes...

Maybe would-be stander-upper's should experiment in the shower... At least that way they could get some practice without filling their shoes...