Who here has ever pissed standing up?

[donna34]

i do in public loos..

[cosmicB]

Me too...

[cosmicB]

Just as long as they don't miss the potty.. or everyone would surely want-to wear rubber boots in them thar public waste-disposal places, as an alternative to go splashing around in it with their designer shoes...

Maybe would-be stander-upper's should experiment in the shower... At least that way they could get some practice without filling their shoes...

[Andrea83]

We must be super-bored to have-to chat in a toilet thread... Hell!.. Why not..? All there is out there is shid, shid, and more shid...

I don't know about being bored. In a funny sort of way the idea of a woman eeing standing up is about female liberation. Why should we squat? There are a lot of people who think it is impossible, but that's not so. Does it matter? Probably not.

I am interested in knowing how a woman would stand up and pee successfully without soaking your feet or shoes or it runnig down your leg. I hate sitting on public toilets and i think that learning how to pee standing up will be a bonus.

I am curious about that too

[jinjin]

We must be super-bored to have-to chat in a toilet thread... Hell!.. Why not..? All there is out there is shid, shid, and more shid...

I don't know about being bored. In a funny sort of way the idea of a woman eeing standing up is about female liberation. Why should we squat? There are a lot of people who think it is impossible, but that's not so. Does it matter? Probably not.

I am interested in knowing how a woman would stand up and pee successfully without soaking your feet or shoes or it runnig down your leg. I hate sitting on public toilets and i think that learning how to pee standing up will be a bonus.

I am curious about that too

In case of emergencies, I have keep an oil funnel and an empty 1 litre plastic bottle in the trunk of my car. Other alternatives are:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfL8-AgWBf0

http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-up-As-a-Female
.

[coolman]

I do all the time.

[Andrea83]

We must be super-bored to have-to chat in a toilet thread... Hell!.. Why not..? All there is out there is shid, shid, and more shid...

I don't know about being bored. In a funny sort of way the idea of a woman eeing standing up is about female liberation. Why should we squat? There are a lot of people who think it is impossible, but that's not so. Does it matter? Probably not.

I am interested in knowing how a woman would stand up and pee successfully without soaking your feet or shoes or it runnig down your leg. I hate sitting on public toilets and i think that learning how to pee standing up will be a bonus.

I am curious about that too

In case of emergencies, I have keep an oil funnel and an empty 1 litre plastic bottle in the trunk of my car. Other alternatives are:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfL8-AgWBf0

http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-up-As-a-Female
.

And please explain me who does it help?

[superbb]

How does this thread fit in the "Bitch'N" category?

OH! I get it!
Because I'm bitching about it being here!
Class.

[cosmicB]

Probably because "It's a bitch if she gets it all over herself"...

[jinjin]

I am interested in knowing how a woman would stand up and pee successfully without soaking your feet or shoes or it runnig down your leg. I hate sitting on public toilets and i think that learning how to pee standing up will be a bonus.

I am curious about that too

In case of emergencies, I have keep an oil funnel and an empty 1 litre plastic bottle in the trunk of my car. Other alternatives are:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfL8-AgWBf0

http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-up-As-a-Female
.

And please explain me who does it help?

No explanation necessary. Use as you wish.

[cosmicB]

"And please explain me who does it help?"


Define "germs"...

[amberjade]

yeah when ive beed desperate and the toilet was filthy

[cosmicB]

Have you ever squatted on a thistle or a cactus..?

[Andrea83]

yeah when ive beed desperate and the toilet was filthy

What does that have to do with peeing by standing up?

[cosmicB]

yeah when ive beed desperate and the toilet was filthy

What does that have to do with peeing by standing up?

It's all about being cautious and careful to not get horrid vile parasitic microscopic little wee skin-eating invisible germs on your skin.. so you won't be spreading several species of diseases all over your skin and clothing, so they don't end up in your blood and organs, thereby shortening your life expectancy by 50%, or more...

And after you've done potty, you wash your hands good with soap and water, and you dry them with a clean cloth, not a community towel.. so you won't be smudging poo and pee all over your skin, and so you won't be eating poo and pee when you handle your foods, and so you won't be rubbing poo into your eyes when you rub them, and so you won't be infecting your skin with poo germs, by scratching itches with poo-fingers...

You wash your hands after handling money too, because 70% of the human race doesn't wash their hands after they potty.. so money is covered with poo germs... Most people who handle a lot of money for their job, generally have poo caused acne, except the ones who use hand sanitizer frequently throughout the day...

Most human diseases are caused by poo and pee germs getting into parts of the body they shouldn't be allowed to get...
Eyes diseases are generally caused from rubbing the eyes with trace poo on your fingers...
All acne is caused by getting poo on your skin from filthy hands... Essentially "Acne" is being "shitt-faced"...
You wash your hands Every-time you potty...
Ladies stand to pee when they see that the potty is filthy, so they'll remain healthy, and so they'll live longer...

If you have acne, keep your dirty fingers off your face, and wash your hands a lot.. and the acne will vanish, cuz you ain't spreading poo on your face anymore...

Poo-fingers is also why food goes bad so fast, in fridges, and on counters... handling foods with poo-fingers infects foods with poo bacteria, which grows real fast, causing rot...

Wash you hands a lot, so you won't be eating so much poo...