Who here has ever pissed standing up?

[cosmicB]

Teaching children to wipe seems impossible...

In topic "Ladies peeing"... I ran into a little problem, within a temporary domestic historic relationship, in trying to convince a 6-year old to wipe after peeing, so there wouldn't be that little drop of pee always on the edge of the seat...

Everything I thought of to say, was to no avail... She would forget in an hour... Definitely not an offspring from my spermies!.. More like mashed potato for brains, they were...

So as a last resort, I happens to see she's sittin' on the john, and in passing I says, "You wipe that thing, Or I'll wipe it for you!"..

The oversexed little bugger, who often viewed her mom's triple-x videos when mom was sleeping, and sometimes screwed with her little boyfriends in their basement, calls my bluff saying excitedly, through a huge grin, "OK You Wipe it!"...


Oh sigh!.. What works to convince them to wipe???

[AnnaKay]

I went to a local pub with a friend today, to watch the rugby (Scotland lost by 1 point) and check out the talent. Apart from one pretty boy all the goodies were female. There had been a catfight in the pub the night before and someone had torn the door off of one of the stalls in the ladies loo and thrown it through a window. Young girls are so unladylike these days.

This meant only 1 of the 2 stalls could be used but as the games (we also watched Wales loose to Italy) progressed some of the girls got fed up queuing and just used the doorless stall. Made nice viewing for those of us who wanted to maintain our modesty. One girl hiked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and tights (revealing a nice bum) and peed straight into the bowl.

[pinkroxy]

Nice. I bet that was entertaining. So I guess all those people have peed standing up then especially after that night.

[cosmicB]

Like in everything.. PRACTICE makes perfect...

So what if you fill your shoes the first try...

[AnnaKay]

Like in everything.. PRACTICE makes perfect...

So what if you fill your shoes the first try...

True but his girl sort of straddled the pan and bent her knees slightly so it all landed in the water - to judge by the sound effects anyway

[cosmicB]

Yah.. I hear you...

A natural built-in hose sure does make the whole process a lot easier... and with it you can even write the names of your enemies in the snow...

[AnnaKay]

Yah.. I hear you...

A natural built-in hose sure does make the whole process a lot easier... and with it you can even write the names of your enemies in the snow...

It certainly does but you can actually squirt directionally even if you are a female.

With regard to snow, do you know the story about Mary who went outside to say goodnight to her boyfriend, Peter, one Christmas Eve. When she didn't come back after 15 minutes her father looked out the window. My God said father, would you look at that Peters pissed his name in the snow. So what said mother, boys will be boys. Aye said father but that's Mary's handwriting

[Ady6970]

Delightful Anna! That's made my day.

[AnnaKay]

Delightful Anna! That's made my day.

It is a bit tittilating

[kinghelfer]

I went to a local pub with a friend today, to watch the rugby (Scotland lost by 1 point) and check out the talent. Apart from one pretty boy all the goodies were female. There had been a catfight in the pub the night before and someone had torn the door off of one of the stalls in the ladies loo and thrown it through a window. Young girls are so unladylike these days.

This meant only 1 of the 2 stalls could be used but as the games (we also watched Wales loose to Italy) progressed some of the girls got fed up queuing and just used the doorless stall. Made nice viewing for those of us who wanted to maintain our modesty. One girl hiked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and tights (revealing a nice bum) and peed straight into the bowl.

....are you certain it WAS a girl..........?¿?

[Kelly-girl]

Usually I squat if outside. When at the beach or lake I walk out in the water about waist deep and get the bottoms of my swimsuit dowwn and pee standing in the water. In a one piece suit I spread my legs a little and pull the suit to one side while peeing. I guess I could pee through my suit but I want my pee to go in the water and away.
Once I had to use a mens room. My husband and I were out and I had to pee. We stopped in a park so I could go. The womens room had a lock on the door and I was about to burst. My husband checked the mens room which was open. Nobody was in there so in we went. There was one toilet and three floor type urinals. The toilet was plugged to the top so I had to pee in one of the urinals. I gave my purse to my husband then reached under my dress and took off my panties and gave them to my husband too. I walked up to the urinal and with my dress up spread my legs and peed and peed and peed. Finished I wiped and put my panties on and we left. Hope that never happens again

[AnnaKay]

I went to a local pub with a friend today, to watch the rugby (Scotland lost by 1 point) and check out the talent. Apart from one pretty boy all the goodies were female. There had been a catfight in the pub the night before and someone had torn the door off of one of the stalls in the ladies loo and thrown it through a window. Young girls are so unladylike these days.

This meant only 1 of the 2 stalls could be used but as the games (we also watched Wales loose to Italy) progressed some of the girls got fed up queuing and just used the doorless stall. Made nice viewing for those of us who wanted to maintain our modesty. One girl hiked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and tights (revealing a nice bum) and peed straight into the bowl.

....are you certain it WAS a girl..........?¿?

Yes, she turned round and gave us a flash...

[wickedwitch]

Yah.. I hear you...

A natural built-in hose sure does make the whole process a lot easier... and with it you can even write the names of your enemies in the snow...

It certainly does but you can actually squirt directionally even if you are a female.

With regard to snow, do you know the story about Mary who went outside to say goodnight to her boyfriend, Peter, one Christmas Eve. When she didn't come back after 15 minutes her father looked out the window. My God said father, would you look at that Peters pissed his name in the snow. So what said mother, boys will be boys. Aye said father but that's Mary's handwriting

PMSL

[THAT_GUEST]

I've been standing up to pee for a little over 38 years now, does that count?

[cosmicB]

I've heard from ladies that camping trips are painful because of the horrid lack of peepee privacy...

For deep woods camping trips with a lady.. I do up the potty thing as gentlemanly as possible... In the camping-gear I include a separate little black-walled "ice fishing" geo-dome tent, to be set up as the lady's toilet room, in a shaded private area... In the potti-tent is a sterile plastic mini-portapotti with padded seat, a couple rolls of the softest paper I can find in the stores, a mini camp sink, a jug of clean water, a towel, dove soap, a plastic bottle of fresh wipes, a tiny trash pail, a pack of quality tampons should the need arise, and an area mild-deodorizer...
And I don't ever use her private bathroom... I go in the bush... This is her private little bush-bathroom, exclusively for her little magesty's needs and personal privacies...

With this little bit of realist consideration, the whole camping excursion goes smooth and comfortable for the lady... The rest I make it as fun and safe as it gets... Should a nasty wild critter approach... I've got my polished 9mil semi-auto always ready, hidden under a towel on the porta-table, loaded with 4 armor-piercing points, and 6 merc-cyanide dums, and 4 bush-cutters, in that order... Even an attacking T.Rex, cougar,or grizzly, couldn't last more than 20-seconds with one of those cyanide-puppies in its blood... After all we are alone in the wild.. Her wellbeing is my whole responsibility... If she trips, I'm there to catch her...
If a bug falls into her coffee, I'm there to dump it, and make a clean cup...
I do the camp cooking, the clean ups, the set ups, the take downs... All she has to do is feel safe, and have fun...

Guys you can learn a big lesson from this little consideration... It makes for a relaxed carefree holiday...

For mosquitoes, bring along a mosquito fogger, and mosquito coils, and repellent blended with body lotion...

And for a treat, bring along a hammock.. tie it up securely as possible between trees near water.. and give her a long tender head to toes massage by fire light, with soft music, as the sunsets... The coils keep 99% of the mosquitoes away...

When it comes to luxury camping, I'm the expert...

When it comes to peeing standing, guys are the experts...