Who here has ever pissed standing up?

[Kelly-girl]

Cosmic B
We camp out the old fashion way too. No motorhome or anything like that. We have a portable toilet that my husband made. It is a folding seat that we set at the edge of a river or creek. It works very well when I sit on it I can pee in the water and all is gone. When we had our boat I sat on the side and peed in the water. On the boat there was nothing to hide me so just had to bare all and pee.

[cosmicB]

That works.. but it's not cool to pee in the fishes home...

I.E.: I was in a fishing tournament, for three foot long lake trout... hook one of those, you're lucky to not get your fishing rod snapped in two...

The expert I was with, caught his big fish, then drove his boat far upstream, and peed in the river... For the next five hours, not one fisherman got a single bite on a hook... He won the tournament, and took the big prize, a fishing boat, by cheating...

Ironically his little prize boat and trailer got stolen that night while he slept in his truck... Instant bad Karma I suppose...

If you are intending to catch fish, don't pee even near the water...

Be kind to the critters.. bury it like cats do... After all you are a visitor in their home... Maybe you could set-up the potti in some dense bushes, over a hole in the ground...

Critter's sense of smell is a hundred times more sensitive than our sense of smell.. and we really do stink real bad to their sense of smell... Be kind to the critters.. don't pee near their homes...

I bury mine a foot into the ground...
And when I've left my campsite you would be hard pressed to tell where my campfire was... I make the area look and smell like I wasn't even there... It's the right thing to do... After all we are the visitors.. and it is their home...

[AnnaKay]

Cosmic B
We camp out the old fashion way too. No motor home or anything like that. We have a portable toilet that my husband made. It is a folding seat that we set at the edge of a river or creek. It works very well when I sit on it I can pee in the water and all is gone. When we had our boat I sat on the side and peed in the water. On the boat there was nothing to hide me so just had to bare all and pee.

Urination is a natural thing, so if you need to go, you need to go. Its not the first time I've had to pee in public. If it offends someone they can look the other way. If they enjoy the sight – well, good for them.

It reminds me of the old Billy Connolly story where he comments that when you are walking down the street and get an itch in your arse (he means right up deep in the crack, not on the bum cheeks) you can either try and deal with it by walking funnily and trying to rub your arse cheeks together, or by saying in a loud voice “My God! My arse is itchy. I think I’ll have to scratch it”. Almost everyone (this is Britain) looks away.

[cosmicB]

Yeah!.. it would be nice if we had the same rights as critters... Like when yer arse is itchy, you just scratch it... That's what I do.. That's how I live...
What's gonna happen from me scratchin' my nuts when they itch, or tuggin at my crotch to set my dic hanging down my right leg, where I'm accustomed to it being... Are they gonna call a cop, and have me arrested and charged for tuggin' at my crotch..? Probably they would like to.. but it ain't "law" yet...

Yeah.. they look away if it's none of their business... Smart!..
And of course if it's something that turns them on.. they HeY!.. have a pardy peakin'... No wonder our Cultures can't handle public nudity.. and probably never will.. except in very closed circles...

Got an itch.. Scerratch it!..
Gotta Fart.. Let 'er go!..
Gotta pee standin'up.. HeY!.. It's legal... You can even do it while walkin' down the street.. but it's gonna be real messy... though, a lady friend visited south America.. and when she got back, she told us of how she was just strolling along a street, and some huge Black fellow just pulls out his monster dic, and aims it at the curb, and pees while he's walking...

So now you've got a new one to try, after you've conquered peeing standing up... "Peeing Walking"... I do it in the bush some times.. but should you have to step over a rock or branch, it gets all over your hand... Oh YuK!.. and it would probably go real bad, for a woman trying to pee walking...

[cosmicB]

http://www.freshnudes.net/photographers/baetens/photo02.htm

[AnnaKay]

http://www.freshnudes.net/photographers/baetens/photo02.htm

Can't actually see the evidence!

[cosmicB]

you see only the lady's face... you only feel what she is feeling... you feel your face is feeling what is behind her expression... You imagine you are there...

[pinkroxy]

Hi everyone

I havent been in this thread for a while, not since I got chased by a bear and pulled my pants down
So howz it?

[cosmicB]

Well.. It was kinda close, but with a little intensive care the bear pulled through.. but it's still not out of the woods, though a few they think it'll make it...

[AnnaKay]

you see only the lady's face... you only feel what she is feeling... you feel your face is feeling what is behind her expression... You imagine you are there...

Face? You seem to be looking at a different picture than me.

[cosmicB]

Use a little more imagination...

[AnnaKay]

Use a little more imagination...

Come on! I can see her bum but her face? Are you suggesting her face "looks like a slapped arse"?

[cosmicB]

She is a lady just doing her thang, the easy way...

Imagination can show you things that the senses can't see... With imagination I can see her face, and her hazel eyes... but it's only how I would imagine her face... I see a bit of a focused smile... I see she is quite tensed up.. She has her bum squeezed about as tight as it can be...
She's definitely trying to not get any piss on her legs... She just wants to get it over with... She is likely spreading things to do the job as cleanly as she can.. but then where's the paper?.. She is gonna have to walk to the paper, dripping on herself.. unless she's got a piece of paper in a hand.. which I doubt... It's probably a nudistish colony group setting, given the setting... They tend to try to do everything natural as they can...

In using the imagination, if you push your focus forward, grumpy like, you get nothing... but if you relax, and gently pull your focus inward, you get everything... Imagination is the base of creativity, invention, and humor...

With imagination I can tell you where she came from, what she ate for breakfast, if she enjoys the taste of pussy as much as I do and you do, how old she is, even how she feels about her friends, what her birth-mark looks like, and how many times in her life she has peed standing...

[AnnaKay]

She is a lady just doing her thang, the easy way...

Imagination can show you things that the senses can't see... With imagination I can see her face, and her hazel eyes... but it's only how I would imagine her face... I see a bit of a focused smile... I see she is quite tensed up.. She has her bum squeezed about as tight as it can be...
She's definitely trying to not get any piss on her legs... She just wants to get it over with... She is likely spreading things to do the job as cleanly as she can.. but then where's the paper?.. She is gonna have to walk to the paper, dripping on herself.. unless she's got a piece of paper in a hand.. which I doubt... It's probably a nudistish colony group setting, given the setting... They tend to try to do everything natural as they can...

In using the imagination, if you push your focus forward, grumpy like, you get nothing... but if you relax, and gently pull your focus inward, you get everything... Imagination is the base of creativity, invention, and humor...

With imagination I can tell you where she came from, what she ate for breakfast, if she enjoys the taste of pussy as much as I do and you do, how old she is, even how she feels about her friends, what her birth-mark looks like, and how many times in her life she has peed standing...

Well, I hear what you say.

[cosmicB]

We must be super-bored to have-to chat in a toilet thread... Hell!.. Why not..? All there is out there is shid, shid, and more shid...