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Postby nbear8 on Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:46 pm

We used to do it all the time in France, I know some girls could let it go in a skirt assuming they wore no knickers as it just fell in a thick jet neatly between their feet never asked how they did it almost thinking they had knickers that leaked out in the middle of the gusst . It was a slow but thick stream making me think this ??
Still if the Ausie poster wants to perfect her aim it is less messy to take a trip in the woods and practice, if the stream is too high maybe relax your hips so you are not thrusting your hips forward so much . I find starting fast usually easy with a full bladder but a completely busting bladder sometimes is slow even stops and starts till it gets going. Stopping before the stream weakens saves that last trickle ousing down the legs into a shoe! Good luck keep us posted , I know it is easy to get good enough to use a urinal as well as the guys that is all the French have in some public loos .

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Postby SuncoastGal on Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:39 pm

I just thought to post this poll for women who would be interested to check out this website.

Here's a poll about the very topic. Hopefully it will serve as a good as this site as a resource for women.

http://www.misterpoll.com/1008915871.html

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Postby pinkroxy on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:09 am

AnnaKay wrote:
jinjin wrote:Has anyone pee while standing in up to the waist or higher in cold water, such as in the ocean?
I don't like swimming in the sea - but have done so occasionally. Has anyone else noticed that when you pee in the see (how poetic) your urine feels remarkably hot compared to the surrounding water.

I don't feel guilty about peeing in the sea. Fish do it. Birds do it. Unlike them I've never crapped in it!


I went to the beach the other day for a swim and was desperate to pee and was out far away from the toilet so I had to run into the sea but it was coming out before I could get up to my waist I was worried that everyone saw so I knelt down :oops:

OMG I feel so embarrassed posting that now :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Postby pinkroxy on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:12 am

Thanks nbear I will try that

When I tried it it was a bit messy it went on my shoes and down my legs :oops: but anyway I will keep trying.

I think that one of these would be useful too

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Postby kinghelfer on Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:09 pm

roxysurfchik22 wrote:
AnnaKay wrote:
jinjin wrote:Has anyone pee while standing in up to the waist or higher in cold water, such as in the ocean?
I don't like swimming in the sea - but have done so occasionally. Has anyone else noticed that when you pee in the see (how poetic) your urine feels remarkably hot compared to the surrounding water.

I don't feel guilty about peeing in the sea. Fish do it. Birds do it. Unlike them I've never crapped in it!


I went to the beach the other day for a swim and was desperate to pee and was out far away from the toilet so I had to run into the sea but it was coming out before I could get up to my waist I was worried that everyone saw so I knelt down :oops:

OMG I feel so embarrassed posting that now :oops: :oops: :oops:


:P ...dont be - us blokes know that when a girl gets off her sunlounger and goes and stands waist deep in the see for a couple of minutes pretending to cool down , she,s having a Pee....... :wink:
.......I,d call you a CNUT but you lack both the depth and the warmth.............

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Peeing standing up

Postby Kelly-girl on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:37 pm

Thats what I do when on the beach. I wade out waist deep and pull my bottoms down and pee. No TP needed

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Re: Peeing standing up

Postby pinkroxy on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:47 pm

Kelly-girl wrote:Thats what I do when on the beach. I wade out waist deep and pull my bottoms down and pee. No TP needed


oh I wouldnt pull my bottoms down that would look so suspicious. Its just easier to pee with them on I think.
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Peeing standing up

Postby Kelly-girl on Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:57 am

I suppose I could just pee in my suit but I want to pee in the water and have it go away.

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Re: Peeing standing up

Postby pinkroxy on Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:41 am

Kelly-girl wrote:I suppose I could just pee in my suit but I want to pee in the water and have it go away.


The water should just wash it away anyway. I know I use to be worried if urine would wreck or stain my togs but rarely it does. Just kneel down in the water and wash it away by rubbing your hand down there. It doesnt take much for the pee to be off you.
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Postby AnnaKay on Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:00 pm

SuncoastGal wrote:I just thought to post this poll for women who would be interested to check out this website.

Here's a poll about the very topic. Hopefully it will serve as a good as this site as a resource for women.

http://www.misterpoll.com/1008915871.html
Good poll - take it.
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Pee Poll

Postby Kelly-girl on Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:10 am

I took it a couple of days ago. Some good tips on the message board.

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Peeing standing up

Postby Kelly-girl on Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:20 am

With all the discussion on the subject I think I'm still going to squat to pee when doing it outside. The two times I peed standing left a bit to be desired.

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Re: Peeing standing up

Postby pinkroxy on Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:45 am

Kelly-girl wrote:With all the discussion on the subject I think I'm still going to squat to pee when doing it outside. The two times I peed standing left a bit to be desired.


At least if you squat it goes away from you and not on your shoes or runnig down your legs.
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Re: Peeing standing up

Postby AnnaKay on Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:42 pm

roxysurfchik22 wrote:
Kelly-girl wrote:With all the discussion on the subject I think I'm still going to squat to pee when doing it outside. The two times I peed standing left a bit to be desired.


At least if you squat it goes away from you and not on your shoes or runnig down your legs.
Practice makes perfect... :wink:
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Postby blondebabe on Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:07 pm

it takes practice.. but its sooo satsfying...

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