Who would Jesus kill?

by **elliott20** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:30 pm

and can you imagine being the guy he's gonna wrestle against? It'd be a miracle if an angry mob doesn't form in the parking lot before you can even finish the match.

by **THAT_GUEST** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:23 pm

Well, if an angry mob did form, I have a feeling our Guy would be able to calm and appease them.

But the look on His opponents face when he reads the job board of who gets whom.....priceless. You know you messed up if you draw JC as an opponent!

by **Guest** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:45 pm

Jesus would kill steve. Go Jesus! Go Jesus!

by **Guest** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:59 pm

. wrote:Jesus would kill steve. Go Jesus! Go Jesus!

LOL... thanks for making my day!

by **THAT_GUEST** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:22 pm

. wrote:Jesus would kill steve. Go Jesus! Go Jesus!

Let's think about that for a second. God is all forgiving according to teachings, as Is Jesus. So, if Jesus were to kill him, that would mean He would be spending eternity in heaven with Steve. Now the big catch to gaining entry to heaven and forgiveness for sins is that you must be sorry for what you've done, which by his own admission, he isn't and has no intention of changing, but for the golden ticket to paradise, would he change face? Would Jesus forgive him, even after seeing the transparency of Steve's repentance?

I think Jesus would mame him severely and leave him here. Hopefully a little divine Sweet Chin Music to whip him into shape first though.

by **Guest** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:23 am

Jesus never killed anyone.

What a bigot thread.

by **Scott L. Martinez** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:33 am

. wrote:Jesus never killed anyone.

What a bigot thread.

Perfect for you then 'guest'.

by **Guest** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:39 am

Scott L. Martinez wrote:
. wrote:Jesus never killed anyone.
What a bigot thread.

Perfect for you then 'guest'.

says the most crass bigot in the forum and future BNP mouthpiece... :lol:

by **Scott L. Martinez** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:10 am

Where is your evidence of that?

by **Guest** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:21 am

Scott L. Martinez wrote:Where is your evidence of that?

in a different thread, you just wished HIV on a gay person.... :roll:

by **Scott L. Martinez** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:36 pm

Wrong! I actually did not!

and how is that bigotted or having anything to do with the BNP?

dimwit!

by **THAT_GUEST** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:42 pm

. wrote:Jesus never killed anyone.

What a bigot thread.[/quote

Did you mean bigoted or blasphemus? Big difference.

Chikan, bukakke, paipan,....more badness to come!

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