why can't men wear skirts ?

[The Colonel]

Our Colin is always wearing Skirts, what is wrong with that?

But our Colin...

:

faithfully attended his Dad's funeral.
Will "Guest" (posing as my Dad) bother to turn up, when the time comes (or came), for his parent's funerals (if he knows who his parents are)? Spend a night in your local cemetry, Guest, and don't come back. Don't mock the deceased. I have yet to meet anyone who thinks that mocking the deceased is good fun! Can anyone honestly disagree?

I think it's great talking from the dead, son. It's a form of closure. We always love you. I can understand now why you prefer women's clothes as you were always close to your mum. I just couldn't stand your behaviour, as it embarrassed me. I'm just glad your mother and I never gave you that money to go to Thailand for your operation to become a woman.

My death wasn't your fault son, I just wanted a boy who would do normal boyish things. You're so caught up in this women's clothes thing that it broke my heart.

What goes around - comes around.

Remember that.

[Alf Huckham]

FACT

[KiltyCol]

Our Colin is always wearing Skirts, what is wrong with that?

But our Colin...

:

I think it's great talking from the dead, son. It's a form of closure. We always love you. I can understand now why you prefer women's clothes as ..........:

The whole point that we are trying to make is that people can choose what they wear. The old days when ladies were only allowed skirts and men only allowed trousers have gone. Ladies have taken the lead and now wear absolutely anything they please. Men should equally have the freedom to choose any type of clothing as legitimate mens' clothing. We are not trying to be feminine any more than ladies wearing trousers are trying to be masculine. Skirts originated as men's clothing centuries ago anyway.
I am not sure where mockers of very recenty deceased people originated, but sure know where they end up.

[Guest]

We only keep this thread going 4 jokes, so just chill out. There's no point fighting with normal people on this issue, it's dead and buried.

Men in skirts will never happen because

1) Women want men to be men
2) Women wear skirts to feel sexy and appeal to men
3) Skirts are too restrictive
4) Kilts cost a fortune and are fiddly, plus if youre not Scottish why bother
5) If we saw a man in a skirt, he's usually middle-aged and going thru some sort of crisis.
6) It takes a celebrity to change the world of fashion.

Whining about skirts to us won't change things. Go out and see how many people wear skirts, then count how many men are wearing them.

Get the point, there are NONE.

stick to your men-in-skirts-and-tights group, if you want to meet up with similar pervs...

[Alf Huckham]

BUMP IT UP

[Guest]

kiss my arse, Bushwalker

you cross-dressing perverts arent gonna take over this forum...

All you mans is out of touch, if anyone's a feral troll it is you...

Why are you defending this fag KiltyCol? U sleeping wit him or somethin?

[Feral_Troll3]

U give me jokes, Guest

Someone sent me Bushwalker's pic from his 'alternative lifestyle' page... He's at the very bottom of the page....

http://www.skirtcafe.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9904&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30

I pissed myself laughing..... Even the address is the same... Except he's DavidSkirts from Lake Macquarie with his lady friends....



Who's blushing now the secret's out, Bushwalker?!

[KiltyCol]

Why is there such an issue to belittle men in skirts and kilts. Surely if we were an equal society, We would treat women in trousers the same as men in skirts (hopefully all with respect).

[Alf Huckham]

U give me jokes, Guest

Someone sent me Bushwalker's pic from his 'alternative lifestyle' page... He's at the very bottom of the page....

http://www.skirtcafe.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9904&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30

I pissed myself laughing..... Even the address is the same... Except he's DavidSkirts from Lake Macquarie with his lady friends....



Who's blushing now the secret's out, Bushwalker?!

+1

What a complete Prat you look Bushwalker.

[Usquanigo]

Why is there such an issue to belittle men in skirts and kilts. Surely if we were an equal society, We would treat women in trousers the same as men in skirts (hopefully all with respect).

Terminolgy is a major part of the issue. Men wear kilts or wraps, women wear skirts (and dresses).

And along those same lines, men who want to wear "skirts" *tend* to want to cross dress and cry that we should not look at them as freaks. Cross dressing is freakish. Why wear a skirt when you can wear a kilt? Why wear a woman's Thong when you can wear a man's Thong? Why wear women's shoes when you can wear men's shoes?

Rhetorical questions. Point is that's not "fashion freedom", that's being feminine and cross dressing (even if just borderline in some cases).

If you want to gain acceptance, wear only such garments *designed for men*, call them kilts, and wear them in a masculine way, get women to like it. Then it has a hope of spreading.

And above all, stop whining about fashion freedom and acceptance. You really do have it - you can wear whatever you like without being arrested, so long as it covers your essential bits.

As long as most people see and hear a feminine connection, you'll just be spininng your wheels.

[Kilty Col's Aunt Fanny]

Now I know where all my Skirts went.

Colin, you thieving t***.

[KiltyCol]

Now I know where all my Skirts went.

Skirts made for men are a different shape from skirts made for women. Midas Clothing make skirts and kilts for men. Womens skirts fasten the wrong way in any case.

[your having a laff colin]

Colin's right...

www.midasclothing.com

but would you be seen dead in that lot? The prices alone are sky high, you might as well go to Top Shop...

Thing is, Colin and David are middle-age to old age men on a youth forum trying to make men wear skirts. It's clear they were the odd ones out at their school who no one played with

I do feel sorry for them. Colin do you know how men sit? we sit with legs apart. Would it excite you to look at our package when its up a skirt? Is it the swish of the material or men looking at you in a tight skirt? Does it make you feel sexy?

I can't figure this out at all.

We already know Bushwalker is a pervert, we've seen his picture. He sure fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...

[Usquanigo]

Let me start out by saying that I do not wear "skirts", nor have any real desire to do so or make it acceptable.

However... look at it from a logical perspective - kilt-like garments provide more room for the boys, allow more freedom of movement, and when long enough will drop to cover up when sitting.

It's one thing to be against the idea, and I'm with you on the idea that Col is probably playing for the other team, but at least use better arguments against the idea. :p lol

[Alf Huckham]

Skirt Cafe- full on!