why can't men wear skirts ?

[Guest]

aww look evedryone alf is trying to be big and clever again, he still hasnt got the hang of it yet. but dont worry a few more years at school and youll be big enough to leave school and go look for a job.

then we wont have to see you again

sp- everyone

sp- you'll

sp- hasn't

Your one thick b*****.

FACT

yes i've never been the best at spelling, must admit that.

but i know you're at the top of youre class for spelling, such a clever little boy.

but sadly i think its you're bed time so bye bye

[Guest]

wow you’re already up to sex education are you. My you act younger than that.

And don’t worry about the mean kids bullying you at school, that jsut because they think you’re ugly. Keep the bag on and you wont get teased about no girlfriend

[Guest]

Aww what the matter alf, not to happy when you’re not getting you’re own way. Boo hoo go tell mummy then I’m sure she can stand up for you better.

Listen alf I tell ya what ills top teasing you if you stop trolling people’s posts on this forum, if you’ve got nothing good to say then don’t say anything at all.

[Guest]

uh, oh, Alf - we oughtta leg it the boys in skirts are after us... Let's go troll elsewhere

[Guest]

Aww well I guess alf likes to pretend he’s a big bad bully to people here, makes up for being a skinny kid at school doesn’t it lol.

Well if you enjoy it then I might as well have fun teasing you. Everyone else gets to tease you why shouldn’t I lol. Well anyway alf run off to school now

[jackbauer]

Fook me what ever next men wearing boob tubes

I with Mr Huckham on this one, other than traditional dress for ceromonies and such skirts/dresses/ra ra's and tu tus are for girls

If you feel the need to wear them for equalty reasons then ok but you will look like a tw@t in my humble opinion

[KiltyCol]

Some Garlic Doughball:

http://www.heavendating.co.uk/alf-huckham-profile.html

I thought you said you wer married, young Alf.

[Kulty Col]

Men in Skirts is the future.

[Guest]

yes, they are.

I went out today in a black pencil skirt, knee-length with a 7 inch slit at the back. I was wearing sheer tights and a Thong. The way the skirt slid over my legs as I pulled it up felt heavenly. I wore regular guys shoes and an open shirt. I felt great looking at my gorgeous legs covered in that sexy skirt. I know it f**ked with the heads of loads of people on my way home from work (train was packed) but it was worth the thrill.

No-one batted an eyelid, so I know most are indifferent to men in skirts. So the answer is yes, we can.

Denim skirts are more casual for going out with your mates to the pub, no one gives a damn, and most would think it's part of a silly bet. but I'm cool with it Beats sweating to death in jeans or trousers...

[Usquanigo]

The way the skirt slid over my legs as I pulled it up felt heavenly.

It's just cloth dude. Something you put on because society brainwashes us into feeling embarassed about our natural state, and threatens imprisoning anyone who doesn't cover up.

If it felt that good, then you have some issues. lol That's fine for you, but don't expect others to follow suit.

I wore regular guys shoes and an open shirt. I felt great looking at my gorgeous legs covered in that sexy skirt. I know it f**ked with the heads of loads of people on my way home from work (train was packed) but it was worth the thrill.

So which part was the "thrill"?

No-one batted an eyelid, so I know most are indifferent to men in skirts. So the answer is yes, we can.

Off-line, very few people care enough to bother to say anything to you, no matter how weird, freakish, or even good, you might look to them. That does NOT mean they like it, or accept it, nor that they don't tell their friends about it over a drink and a big belly laugh.

Beats sweating to death in jeans or trousers...

Shorts will do that as well. Shop around, find the right length and material, and you will stay cool. Even if you have/want to go with a men's Thong or gstrings underneath. Just make sure your feet are in exposable condition and get a GOOD pair of sandals (something that looks nice, not like throw away crap, and that aren't feminine), and you'll beat the heat even more-so. Even in 97*F in direct sunlight, I was just fine like that last weekend.

[Guest]

Yes, pencils are the best skirt - love the way they cling to your curves.

I have worn a knee length denim skirt to go shopping. One time when going back home, I must have passed at least 200 men walking away from a football match. No one said anything or laughed. I was just accepted like anyone else.

Skirts are great to wear in warm weather like the type we are having now.

yes, they are.

I went out today in a black pencil skirt, knee-length with a 7 inch slit at the back. I was wearing sheer tights and a Thong. The way the skirt slid over my legs as I pulled it up felt heavenly. I wore regular guys shoes and an open shirt. I felt great looking at my gorgeous legs covered in that sexy skirt. I know it f**ked with the heads of loads of people on my way home from work (train was packed) but it was worth the thrill.

No-one batted an eyelid, so I know most are indifferent to men in skirts. So the answer is yes, we can.

Denim skirts are more casual for going out with your mates to the pub, no one gives a damn, and most would think it's part of a silly bet. but I'm cool with it Beats sweating to death in jeans or trousers...

[KiltyCol]

- - -or KiltyCol.

Men in skirts = Ladies in trousers.

Why mock one and not the other???

No DOUGHBALL here! Absolute FACT.

[jackbauer]

- - -or KiltyCol.

Men in skirts = Ladies in trousers.

Why mock one and not the other???

No DOUGHBALL here! Absolute FACT.

Surely you cant be serious, you must recognise the difference between women wearing trousers and men wearing skirts

do you wear make up too because women do

make up on men looks daft as do skirts especially if you are wearing them for a fashion statement..fair enough if it is sexually motivated ......what ever floats your boat but to seriously wear skirts in public whilst maintaining your masculinity doesnt work.

No SKIRTWEARER here! Definite FACT.

[Usquanigo]

- - -or KiltyCol.

Men in skirts = Ladies in trousers.

Why mock one and not the other???

No DOUGHBALL here! Absolute FACT.

Surely you cant be serious, you must recognise the difference between women wearing trousers and men wearing skirts

do you wear make up too because women do

make up on men looks daft as do skirts especially if you are wearing them for a fashion statement..fair enough if it is sexually motivated ......what ever floats your boat but to seriously wear skirts in public whilst maintaining your masculinity doesnt work.

No SKIRTWEARER here! Definite FACT.

To be fair, non-bifurcated lower appendage garments were originally worn by men, and are better suited to men's physique. It's only riding horses that required a change. (and that's what started heels too, and why it was originally just for men)

It's his rationale that is the problem. Well, that and the fact that men's versions don't seem to be good enough for him. So he wraps it up in some glorified BS about "fashion freedom" to try to make anyone who disagrees look bad.

[nova casa]

Mr alf. You seem to lack historical knowledge. Even in the late 19th centrury it was not uncommen to see men in skirt like garments, especialy in the countryside. In addition, boots were also male attire adopted by women. Heels were in first instance of importanmce on order to block the feet of horseriders to slip. In the 17th century the hight of the heel was a statement of importance. A general would be wearing shoes with red heels!

Furthermore mr Als, the way you react is like a little girl. Maybe it wouuld be better if yoou would go back to school.