why can't men wear skirts ?

[Alf Huckham]

ALF, ARE YOU THAT MUCH A SAD LONELY WEIRD PRICK THAT YOU HAVE TO BE SO MUCH A MORON? YOU ARE A WASTER - FACT - DOUGHBALL! YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND UTTER UNDER EDUCATED PERSON. YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE!

Hey, I love them CAPS.

Did your MUM get you a couple of new pairs then for your Birthday?

No Bank Holiday for you tmrw Mister "Sweaty Sock.."

[Alf Huckham]

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others" - George Orwell.

But those less equal can always correct the imbalance.

Skirts and Kilts for those men who choose them, and i love it without hassle!

Alf, You love to spend lots of time on subjects that you finds dull as dishwater. Your life would be boring without the fun of reading these posts. FAC'T.

Your sense of humour knows no bounds.

Do you Wax your legs then Col?

[The Colonel]

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others" - George Orwell.

But those less equal can always correct the imbalance.

Skirts and Kilts for those men who choose them, without hassle!

Alf, You love to spend lots of time on subjects that you finds dull as dishwater. Your life would be boring without the fun of reading these posts. FAC'T.

Why not wear denim shorts? What the hell is wrong with you?

Nice one Alf.

[Alf Huckham]

You couldn't make all this up.

(Until Bushwalker's pic appeared)

[Alf's Last BoyFriend !]

Waaaa...
I want my Alfie

Those big bad men on here are picking on me
Those nasty Year 7 girls are chasing me away again

Oh, Alfie..
I miss you, I love you !!!
I want to have your baby !!

I want to come over and suck you off !
( as long as the truancy inspectors don't catch us.. )

Yours Forever in my heart

Feral_Troll_3

Nice work BUSHWALKER.

Alf !

You deviant ol' troll. You !!

What are you doing with that little pervert Feral_Troll_3 ?


You said I was the only one for you !!!


I want your body! I want your baby!!


Oh please, Alf - come back to me...
- there will always be a place in my heart - and bed - for You!!!


Yours Eternally,
Feral_Troll_2 .

[P.S. Watch out for those wicked truancy inspectors!!!]

[Alf Huckham]

Waaaa...
I want my Alfie

Those big bad men on here are picking on me
Those nasty Year 7 girls are chasing me away again

Oh, Alfie..
I miss you, I love you !!!
I want to have your baby !!

I want to come over and suck you off !
( as long as the truancy inspectors don't catch us.. )

Yours Forever in my heart

Feral_Troll_3

Nice work BUSHWALKER.

Alf !

You deviant ol' troll. You !!

What are you doing with that little pervert Feral_Troll_3 ?


You said I was the only one for you !!!


I want your body! I want your baby!!


Oh please, Alf - come back to me...
- there will always be a place in my heart - and bed - for You!!!


Yours Eternally,
Feral_Troll_2 .

[P.S. Watch out for those wicked truancy inspectors!!!]

I like your style Bushwalker

Would you like to Lick My Hairy Balls?

[Alf's GirlFriend !!!]

Waaaa...
I want my Alfie

Those big bad men on here are picking on me
Those nasty Year 7 girls are chasing me away again

Oh, Alfie..
I miss you, I love you !!!
I want to have your baby !!

I want to come over and suck you off !
( as long as the truancy inspectors don't catch us.. )

Yours Forever in my heart

Feral_Troll_3

Nice work BUSHWALKER.

Alf !

You deviant ol' troll. You !!

What are you doing with that little pervert Feral_Troll_3 ?


You said I was the only one for you !!!


I want your body! I want your baby!!


Oh please, Alf - come back to me...
- there will always be a place in my heart - and bed - for You!!!


Yours Eternally,
Feral_Troll_2 .

[P.S. Watch out for those wicked truancy inspectors!!!]

I like your style Bushwalker

Would you like to Lick My Hairy Balls?

Alfie !
Oh, My Dear Alfie !!
Love of My Life !!!

Oh, What is to become of me ?


You said I was the only one for you - but here you are now, running around with that evil bunch of Feral_Trolls...


Don't believe that nonsense on that pregnancy site about someone called Brandon - that's just the name I used for you !
Little Tristan is YOUR baby, Alfie !! And he's waiting for you, here and now, and forever...


P.S. I saw your mother on my home from school today, and she said the truancy officers were looking for you and your friends this week..


Take care my darling little trollster - you will always have a family waiting for you here...

All our loving,
Brandiii

[KiltyCol]

This thread is getting a little too Feral.
All we wanted was dress code equality for all citizens.

[Mac]

This thread is getting a little too Feral.
All we wanted was dress code equality for all citizens.

I agree that you should have it. Wear your sk1rts, dresses, br@s and p@nties if you like. That is the only sure way to achieve equality of dress.

[Alf Huckham]

This thread is getting a little too Feral.
All we wanted was dress code equality for all citizens.

I agree that you should have it. Wear your sk1rts, dresses, br@s and p@nties if you like. That is the only sure way to achieve equality of dress.

..........and look a complete C u n t.

[Alfred's Mum !!]

Waaaa...
I want my Alfie

Those big bad men on here are picking on me
Those nasty Year 7 girls are chasing me away again

Oh, Alfie..
I miss you, I love you !!!
I want to have your baby !!

I want to come over and suck you off !
( as long as the truancy inspectors don't catch us.. )

Yours Forever in my heart

Feral_Troll_3

Nice work BUSHWALKER.

Alf !

You deviant ol' troll. You !!

What are you doing with that little pervert Feral_Troll_3 ?


You said I was the only one for you !!!


I want your body! I want your baby!!


Oh please, Alf - come back to me...
- there will always be a place in my heart - and bed - for You!!!


Yours Eternally,
Feral_Troll_2 .

[P.S. Watch out for those wicked truancy inspectors!!!]

I like your style Bushwalker

Would you like to Lick My Hairy Balls?

Alfie !
Oh, My Dear Alfie !!
Love of My Life !!!

Oh, What is to become of me ?


You said I was the only one for you - but here you are now, running around with that evil bunch of Feral_Trolls...


Don't believe that nonsense on that pregnancy site about someone called Brandon - that's just the name I used for you !
Little Tristan is YOUR baby, Alfie !! And he's waiting for you, here and now, and forever...


P.S. I saw your mother on my home from school today, and she said the truancy officers were looking for you and your friends this week..


Take care my darling little trollster - you will always have a family waiting for you here...

All our loving,
Brandiii

ALFRED.D.D.D.D.D.D.D...... !!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU NAUGHTY BOY !!!!!!

You get yourself home right now...
You naughty, naughty boy...


What would your father say if he were here, now ???
What with these truancy inspectors after you this week..


And you running around with those awful Feral_Trolls...
Oh, what is to become of me - the shame, the shame..


And that nice girl Brandiiiii was around here today...
with your new boy, Tristan for a visit..


And you do the right thing now - and be a good boy, you here...
And be nice to that wonderful Mr Bushwalker and that pleasant Mr Kilty, you hear !!!


Oh, and there were other people looking for you today...
I hope you've been a good boy, Alfred !!!!!

[Alf Huckham]

Waaaa...
I want my Alfie

Those big bad men on here are picking on me
Those nasty Year 7 girls are chasing me away again

Oh, Alfie..
I miss you, I love you !!!
I want to have your baby !!

I want to come over and suck you off !
( as long as the truancy inspectors don't catch us.. )

Yours Forever in my heart

Feral_Troll_3

Nice work BUSHWALKER.

Alf !

You deviant ol' troll. You !!

What are you doing with that little pervert Feral_Troll_3 ?


You said I was the only one for you !!!


I want your body! I want your baby!!


Oh please, Alf - come back to me...
- there will always be a place in my heart - and bed - for You!!!


Yours Eternally,
Feral_Troll_2 .

[P.S. Watch out for those wicked truancy inspectors!!!]

I like your style Bushwalker

Would you like to Lick My Hairy Balls?

Alfie !
Oh, My Dear Alfie !!
Love of My Life !!!

Oh, What is to become of me ?


You said I was the only one for you - but here you are now, running around with that evil bunch of Feral_Trolls...


Don't believe that nonsense on that pregnancy site about someone called Brandon - that's just the name I used for you !
Little Tristan is YOUR baby, Alfie !! And he's waiting for you, here and now, and forever...


P.S. I saw your mother on my home from school today, and she said the truancy officers were looking for you and your friends this week..


Take care my darling little trollster - you will always have a family waiting for you here...

All our loving,
Brandiii

ALFRED.D.D.D.D.D.D.D...... !!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU NAUGHTY BOY !!!!!!

You get yourself home right now...
You naughty, naughty boy...


What would your father say if he were here, now ???
What with these truancy inspectors after you this week..


And you running around with those awful Feral_Trolls...
Oh, what is to become of me - the shame, the shame..


And that nice girl Brandiiiii was around here today...
with your new boy, Tristan for a visit..


And you do the right thing now - and be a good boy, you here...
And be nice to that wonderful Mr Bushwalker and that pleasant Mr Kilty, you hear !!!


Oh, and there were other people looking for you today...
I hope you've been a good boy, Alfred !!!!!

Just can't stop laughing at you Bushwalker.

You can't even hide properly when you post under "a different" name.

Now get those Skirts and Frilly panties ironed old chap and take a flight to Perth and don your best "garb" in Burswood . ya c u n t.

[KiltyCol]

Dress code applies to outer garments.

All I meant was that if women have a choice of trousers or skirts, men of all nationalities should have a similar choice. Skirts made of unisex materials and styled for men or kilts should be accepted as normal men's garments round the world. Trousers are boring and uncomfortable.

I get away with wearing a kilt regularly because local people know I am half Scottish and they think that only Scottish people can wear kilts. That is somewhat racist.

I have no intention of looking like a woman. If I wanted to look like a woman, I would wear blue jeans.

[Guest]

my gosh, this S***'s still goin'? you are really having flame wars with Bushwalker, aren't you Alf?

Don't you realise he's a retired divorced man, he has ages to kill so whatever response you give him, he'll fight back with more...

He doesn't even have to drive the 75 miles to the nearest internet cafe anymore since he got that 14.4k modem for Christmas from his aunt in Alice Springs...

We can continue to bait them till they snap and cave in, I'm aiming for 30 pages or even 50, let's see if we can beat that Marilyn King post of Lena's... Just make fun of Kilty Col's father and we'll get lots of angry posts from him....

TBH the idea of wearing skirts is far, far from men's minds, no matter what the style is... There's the issue of exposing yourself and not being able to sit and behave as a man. Bushwalker might think otherwise but he has no friends like Quatinus. Mac swings both ways and will add his/her 2 bob worth at some point so I'm sure we'll hit the magic 50 before the year's out...

If young people tried denim skirts, er I mean young men, who knows. Most guys do it for jokes, but wouldn't go out dressed in one. It's not until the shops offer something else for guys nothing to change...

A little off topic, so back to cussing KiltyCol.

KiltyCol, your mum is so fat, she can sit round a table all by herself!

[KiltyCol]

I didn't realise Alf was retired and divorced. I mistakenly thought he was 42, single and lived near Barnsley. Sorry Alf.