why can't men wear skirts ?

[Alf Huckham]

I didn't realise Alf was retired and divorced. I mistakenly thought he was 42, single and lived near Barnsley. Sorry Alf.

NAH, ALAS U R MISTAKEN.

42, MARRIED, WITH KIDS AND LIVE IN A HOUSE TOGETHER WITH A POLECAT CALLED BORIS

[KiltyCol]

Are your kids among the guests who post here at Femalefirst? I'm sure they must have fun teasing us.

[quatinus]

Surprised this topic is still active - going round and round in circles it is too!!

...has no friends like Quatinus

Wrong - just for the record loads of (real - non-cyber space - mature & tolerant) friends but then I don't need to justify that to you.

Most guys do it for jokes, but wouldn't go out dressed in one.

How do you know? Perhaps if they felt that society would be tolerant of them doing so they would.

Alas freedoms of choice in the matter of openly dressing as one pleases will not happen whilst there is intolerance, ridicule and insult pervading society. We kid ourselves that western societies respect and accept diversity in all its guises but when it comes to some issues that respect 'goes out of the window'. Hippocrytical sense of values.

It has been 'interesting' exchanging viewpoints but as far as this thread is concerned I am signing out and going to bang my head against the 'brick wall' of intransigence.

[Alf Huckham]

Are your kids among the guests who post here at Femalefirst? I'm sure they must have fun teasing us.

no

[Guest]

big words, Quatinus, but I need to bait the likes of you and KiltyCol so you reply and so I can get 50 pages...

I still think you have no friends, you DO have to justify it to me or I will stab you, sunshine

As for you, KiltyCol, I'm not done with you yet...

Bushwalker, for an old man you're pretty disgusting. You should be setting examples to Feral Trolls like me in how to behave in society....

I notice Mac's alias Longskirtlover hasn't said anything in reply....

I'm surprised no one has moved this to the Stupid Posts section by now...

Do we HONESTLY think men will wear skirts considering how we sit?

[Guest]

is this your Internet Girlfriend from Russia?

Seriously, you look old in your pic, sorry for any offence. You just age really....erm... well.

[KiltyCol]

What's with this "old man" nonsense - I've just turned 50 !!!

50 is very young by today's standards. Only 8 years older than Alf. I was still a kid when I was 50.

For Guest's benefit - With kilts, the inner front apron falls when you sit, so that if you sit with your legs apart, you are still perfectly modest and respectable. All clothing problems can be overcome by careful design of garments. This includes skirts.

Could the guest who says they haven't done with me yet, please identify themself. I hate the anonymouse.
I haven't done with you yet, guest. For a mouse, you are not a bit squeaky clean.

[Guest]

I'm not KiltyCol's Dad/Mum/Sister/Brother/Probation Officer/ or any of the above aliases. I'm not anyone you know... I'm the voice of reason.

I'm a Fashion Policeman, and this is your Notice of Intended Prosecution.

I do think Bushwalker looks very old in that pic, though I was just commenting. I'm surprised you want to see pictures of men in women's clothes, Colin, but personally I don't get down like that. Sorry to disappoint you.

You might want to contact your local NHS PCT about your fixation with women's clothes. Perhaps it can be controlled by medication.

You say you aren't finished with me. What are you going to do, big boy? Hurt me

This is a forum so unless you send your postal address, there's little chance of us ever meeting if you want a fight or something. I can't be arsed to get a train from Paddington to Worcester Foregate Street (yes I checked National Rail Enquiries) to come and beat you up or tease you, so the internet will have to do for now...

You say in your post (attempting to be threatening to me) mice are squeaky clean, but they carry nasty stuff like Weil's Disease and their droppings spread infection so you might want to do some research before giving it the big'n and trying to look tough, Colin. I've yet to meet someone called Colin who I'd be scared of, esp. a guy in a skirt

[KiltyCol]

I'm a Fashion Policeman (Catwalk Cop)

.....Paddington to Worcester Foregate Street....

You say in your post ........ mice are squeaky clean, but they carry nasty stuff like Weil's Disease and their droppings spread infection so you might want to do some research .......

I live in Worcestershire County, but not too near Worcester City.

Weil's Disease, also called leptospirosis, is usually spread by rat urine rather than mouse droppings. Some research would help.

[Guest]

Ladies, Ladies, lighten up

This is just a forum, no one actually cares what you think. People may not even care what I think, but what the hell. We're just having a laugh seeing how long we can stretch this ridiculous 'men in skirts' post out for...

Bushwalker, you wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of me in a fight, so don't tell lies about martial arts training and what you'd do to us kids. We know you're over 50 (I'm sure you lie to little girls on other forums and chatrooms, you look like that sort)

You couldnt afford the flight to UK so it's not like ur in da endz... KiltyCol might be able to use his Senior Citizen's Railcard or jump on the National Express down to Victoria, but he'd have a job finding me...

Mice urine and droppings are also toxic, and also carry Weil's Disease, my mate at Rentokil told me..... so there.

You boys in skirts seem to look out for each other.... I'm surprised there's nothing more to your relationship the way you look out for little Colin, Bushwalker... That's kinda sweet... If you guys are then we're not here to judge....

It's just never going to be a fashion craze for men, get your heads round that if you can....

Quatinus, I owe you an apology, I'm just playin' don't b hatin... I'm sure you have way more friends than Colin, who only has Bushwalker for company (since Dad left and Mum disowned him )

Still all Colin's Alternative Lifestyle boyfriends at skirt-cafe love him... They can all share pics of each other in the skirts and pose in provocative photos...

Still, never seen a man in a skirt, unless he's Scottish...

[Since1982]

You trolls are so ignorant. You should join us at www.skirtcafe.org and see what we are really about instead of posting these lies about us.
We are honest hard-working men who just like to relax in something more comfortable than trousers. We don't care what others think. You should stop following and lead like us and see the benefits of skirts and tights for men. Feel liberated by the soft materials of lingerie instead of
your tight boxer shorts. Perhaps they're constricting your brains.

You've ruined this forum with your rubbish talk.

You should stop and think for once. Not everyone is like you. Join us and see the real life as we are recruiting members now for as little as $30 a month. Upon joining we'll send you a welcome pack including a T-shirt, a free pair of tights, a key-ring, and other useful information on fashion freedom.

What have you got to lose?

[Alf Huckham]

Around here we suck each other off , skin and compost lick out cats...

Rude Tosser.

[KiltyCol]

Straight back to your favourite subject Alf.

[Brian Sutter]

haha..this is like completely amusing. Ok, I'll just say it out:
Boys, or men for that matter, can wear skirts, panties, blouses, ect..all they care & want or the should be allowed.
You peeps think it's like so bad, only because your old mans told you for so many years & stuff that it's stuck in your head. lol
Nothing wrong with it, and I say go for it.
I totally undertand how it seems awkward, but so what?
Also, as for have your thing, I can't say it, gets a hard on...then as a guy, you gonna just like all sudden stop? lol c'mon. some people, like me, don't ge hard from it. I dress such everyday. I'm not a crossdresser though, I just don't believe in like "guys only & girls only" stuff. I won't say too much, because I'm a feminine guy, so yeah...but I'm not gonna like go there at all.

anyway, I just think of a girl can wear boy stuff, boys should be able to like wear girl stuff.

nuff said, peace & outtie for now.

[Guest]

u say your a feminine guy... question answered.

I don't think I'd wear girl's stuff mate. I'd see if we get a summer first then I'd see if other guys start wearing skirts... but I very much doubt it...