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Postby davidhawkes » Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:55 am

Some female legs are not good enough to be shown off.

Some male legs are not good enough to be shown off.

It depends on the individual's legs, NOT what is between them.

Did you know that some mail order catalogues hire males to wear skirts and tights as their legs look better than the female models.

Alf, you could take up a new position of employment. At least you will be of some use then, instead of lurking around here.
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Postby KiltyCol » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:09 pm

Alf, you have an Avatar at last. Well done. Another Brick poll soon? You don't work in brick manufacture do you?
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Postby KiltyCol » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:05 am

Alf Huckham wrote:
KiltyCol wrote:Alf, you have an Avatar at last. Well done. Another Brick poll soon? You don't work in brick manufacture do you?


No, I am much further up the old ladder than that.


Well, even brick manufacturers have managers and sales executives. For all I know, you could have been Chairman of a large multi-national brick manufacturer.
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Postby KiltyCol » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:32 pm

Alf Huckham wrote:not so Col

I am unemployable for starters


I find that hard to believe.
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Postby kilt/skirt/skort » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:55 pm

Must be a 'Charlie Brown' "BLOCKHEAD"!

I see that Alf got an avatar.

How appro a brick with holes in it!

I would comment further but Alf would not know it if a brick hit him in the head!

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Postby luke_upwards » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:58 am

Ha ha ha! Very good! I may be a bit slow but I finally get it! Alf Huckam! Say it fast....!
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Postby KiltyCol » Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:13 pm

Alf Huckham wrote:
KiltyCol wrote:
Alf Huckham wrote:not so Col

I am unemployable for starters


I find that hard to believe.


It's True- no one would take me on

FACT, LOL


God will take anyone on, if they are willing. Look at some of the motley characters that you find in the Bible, yet God achieves his great purposes through some of these most unlikely kinds of people. No one is unemployable.
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Postby luke_upwards » Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:30 am

Master Bates and Roger the cabin boy bring back fond memories of my childhood! Told you I was a bit slow! :D
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Postby davidhawkes » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:31 am

I wonder if Alfs real name is waine kerr.

(The board wouldn't let me post the word wayne as a name)
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Postby KiltyCol » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:14 pm

davidhawkes wrote:I wonder if Alfs real name is waine kerr.

(The board wouldn't let me post the word wayne as a name)


I don't think that many people here will tell you their real names. I have made a few guesses at Alf's name, but probably all wrong.
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Postby KiltyCol » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:44 am

Alf Huckham wrote:
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Nearly 60,000 views now on this thread.

FACT


I hadn't realised. Is this a record that you are going for, Alf?
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Postby JeffB » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:04 am

60,000 views! I guess it's something men have thought about then. guys, just go out there and wear those skirts! :wink:

Alf, take a look at www.selection.co.uk , they have plenty of jobs within the government (you could be at the Ministry of Justice as a server engineer, the criteria to apply isnt high) :wink:
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Postby davidhawkes » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:40 am

JeffB wrote:60,000 views! I guess it's something men have thought about then. guys, just go out there and wear those skirts! :wink:

Alf, take a look at www.selection.co.uk , they have plenty of jobs within the government (you could be at the Ministry of Justice as a server engineer, the criteria to apply isnt high) :wink:


Maybe it is Alf logging in and out constantly to bump up the page views. He seems fascinated by men in skirts.
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Postby alf's FACT! police » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:16 pm

davidhawkes wrote:
JeffB wrote:60,000 views! I guess it's something men have thought about then. guys, just go out there and wear those skirts! :wink:

Alf, take a look at www.selection.co.uk , they have plenty of jobs within the government (you could be at the Ministry of Justice as a server engineer, the criteria to apply isnt high) :wink:


Maybe it is Alf logging in and out constantly to bump up the page views. He seems fascinated by men in skirts.



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Postby KiltyCol » Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:26 pm

Alf Huckham wrote:where are all the poofs from the skirt cafe then?

Skirtcafe is for straight men who want skirts to be accepted as normal male clothing, in the same way as trousers have become accepted as ladies clothing.
Help, Folks! If I wear trousers to work, that's Ladies clothing. That's a good reason to wear a skirt or kilt.
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