why can't men wear skirts ?

[kilt/skirt/skort]

Hey Alf!

sky_sissy wrote:
her royal empress has spoken and so it is set in stone

Yeah a stone with holes in it!
A most splendid avatar - a brick with holes!
Has anyone noticed all the holes your one (word) liners can fall thru!
Wonder if I could call you an 'airhead' your imperial empress?
50 pages of nothing but air - something like basketball - nothing but air - Net Score 'ZERO".
50 pages that easily could have been condensed to -1-.
Yes! Alf men can wear skirts and they do not have to be Kilts either.
After all women have taken over the pants/trousers wearing; so really Why can't men wear Skirts?
Not because "YOU" say so - 'BUMP; etc."
Or would you rather have everyone wearing the "Emperor's (Empress"s) New Clothes"?
Nada; zero; zilch - not a stitch!

Gird your loins I await your barbed comeback!
And I am not about to curtsy or bow to your rank!

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Someone has to make this day!
And after 50 pages of nothing but air "Really why can't men wear skirts"?????

k/s/s

[KiltyCol]

k/s/s,

Just wear them. There is no law against men wearing skirts.
Some of our critics probably break plenty of laws.

[franfran]

Alf, exactly what sort of clothes does a Regent Empress wear? Wouldn't be skirts by any chance would it?

[sky_sissy]

lets all tie down alf and put a frilly tutu on him! i bet he'd love it secretly

[KiltyCol]

lets all tie down alf and put a frilly tutu on him! i bet he'd love it secretly

YEAH!

FACT!

[sky_sissy]

i'll let u keep it too alf, once we let u go home

[sky_sissy]

perhaps i should find you a more flattering skirt then?

[KiltyCol]

Come on, Alf. This is your favourite thread on FF.

Have a good day all.

[sky_sissy]

have you EVER actually worn a skirt in your life alf? ... even if only for a minute or something for abit of fun....

[KiltyCol]

I apologise for my rudeness, Sky-sissy. Of course I have. My mother found my stash of "Men's Health" mags on the top of my wardrobe and it SO upset me.

Alf Hukkam - you aren't the same person that guises as KiltyCole by any chance? Too much nonsense, if you ask me.

[Sky Sissy]

I wear a Skirt every day and my boyfriend, Roger approves.

[sky_sissy]

oh stop talking to yourself alf

[KiltyCol]

Your persistent rudeness has summoned a doppelganger. I am no-one known to you. I am you. You are me. I will follow you. And who will notice a mere "k"?

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Be your own person and stop cloning others, Mr Hukkam!

[KiltyCol]

I apologise for my rudeness, Sky-sissy. Of course I have. My mother found my stash of "Men's Health" mags on the top of my wardrobe and it SO upset me.

Alf Hukkam - you aren't the same person that guises as KiltyCole by any chance? Too much nonsense, if you ask me.

We are honoured tho Colin- for these folk wanting to be associatyed with our names.

Thank You

Thank You

True, Alf - Many Thanks.

[Jess Hessing]

Hey How come men cant wear skirts my boyfriend wears them. He said that they are nicer than shorts. Here is why he like them so much. The skirt has more room for his leg not riding up his but. But when i found out he was wear skirts i was fine with it.