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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby Guest on Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:54 pm

Guest wrote:alf - can i do your gay bum while i wear a skirt? then you can lick your poo off my willy while i play with your silk <A HREF='http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/catalog/' target='_blank'>panties</A> x x x


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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby Guest on Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:59 pm

alfie - you are like my big gay hard icon.....can i be your man friend. we won't have to tell anyone your gay....it can be our secret xxx

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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby Alf Huckham on Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:24 pm

Guest wrote:alfie - you are like my big gay hard icon.....can i be your man friend. we won't have to tell anyone your gay....it can be our secret xxx


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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby Alf Huckham on Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:15 pm

BUMP

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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby Alf Huckham on Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:16 pm

AND AGAIN

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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby azraelle on Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:03 pm

Guest wrote:has anyone got any fashion ideas for guys that want to wear skirts?

everyone just says wear it with normal bloke clothes but thats rubbish! more advice please!! i'm not gay - just got big nuts and todger so there is not enough space in the crutch of my trousers!

Get penis and testicular reduction surgery (or Depo Provera shots). :mrgreen:

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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby Alf Huckham on Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:06 pm

oh dear

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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby KiltyCol on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:08 pm

Alf Huckham wrote:oh dear


True!

A skirt /kilt would solve the problem!

Now you can see the primary function of a sporran. You can also keep some money in a sporran, if you have any after the credit crunch.
Best Regards from Colin - Have fun.

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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby Alf Huckham on Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:31 am

KiltyCol wrote:
Alf Huckham wrote:oh dear


True!

A skirt /kilt would solve the problem!

Now you can see the primary function of a sporran. You can also keep some money in a sporran, if you have any after the credit crunch.


Where is New Order when u need him?

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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby KiltyCol on Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:19 pm

Alf Huckham wrote:
KiltyCol wrote:
Alf Huckham wrote:oh dear


True!

A skirt /kilt would solve the problem!

Now you can see the primary function of a sporran. You can also keep some money in a sporran, if you have any after the credit crunch.


Where is New Order when u need him?


He sat on a bacon slicer and got behind in the orders.
Best Regards from Colin - Have fun.

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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby Alf Huckham on Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:55 pm

KiltyCol wrote:
Alf Huckham wrote:
KiltyCol wrote:
Alf Huckham wrote:oh dear


True!

A skirt /kilt would solve the problem!

Now you can see the primary function of a sporran. You can also keep some money in a sporran, if you have any after the credit crunch.


Where is New Order when u need him?


He sat on a bacon slicer and got behind in the orders.


wat a prat he/she was

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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby Alf Huckham on Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:23 pm

bump*

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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby kristie on Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:22 pm

Men can wear skirts or any other clothing they choose; but skirts for men will only catch on when men become as brave, strong, determined, and self confident as women are. Women are not afraid to speak and act on whatever is on their minds. One of the many side effects of that is women can wear whatever they choose. Men basically are cowards who lack self confidence, and only gain their confidence and strength by what other men and women tell them and dictate to them. One of the many side effects is that regardless of what a man truly wants to wear and would be comfortable wearing, he wears what he is told to wear because he is afraid of other people and what they might say or do. Men like to claim they are the stronger and braver sex, but in reality they are weaklings and followers who do exactly what is expected of them. While that may not have been the case in days of old, clearly today women are the stronger, braver, bolder, and more confident sex, and are enjoying the benefits.

There is nothing more comfortable than wearing a skirt or dress on a hot day or evening or to an event where the air gets hot and stuffy because of a lot of people for the space provided.

Men, be as brave, bold, and self confident as women; forget about what you think other people expect and demand; be your own person, and make yourself happy and comfortable; start wearing whatever you believe you will be comfortable in now, and stop waiting for some one else to start the trend so you can wear it without fear. Gain the power and freedom of women.

Of course skirt and dress wearing does not come by itself. Hairly legs look horrible in a skirt, dress, shorts, or any other style exposing one's legs. So men, if you are going to become man enough to start wearing skirts, don't forget to shave your legs. When is the last time you saw a woman in a skirt or dress with hairly legs? And guys, not all women like to shave their legs. Chose whatever style you are comfortable with, but whatever you choose, wear it with class and style (do not cheapen it).

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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby KiltyCol on Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:54 pm

Yes! Be Bold, Be Strong!

Wear with confidence. It does work!

Welcome to the forum, Kristie!
Best Regards from Colin - Have fun.

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Re: why can't men wear skirts ?

Postby Alf Huckham on Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:54 pm

MEN DO NOT WEAR SKIRTS

FACT

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