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You know you have a small one when...

Postby rfsdfsdf » Thu May 17, 2007 1:17 pm

You can do this...
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Postby rfsdfsdf » Thu May 17, 2007 1:23 pm

and...

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Postby rfsdfsdf » Thu May 17, 2007 1:27 pm

or even further...

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so if you think you're small... think again! lol
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Postby drew » Thu May 17, 2007 2:06 pm

poor lil guy i salut you *salut's*
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Postby someguest » Thu May 17, 2007 2:17 pm

wow that is pretty damn small! how the hell would you do that?
I've just looked at a coke bottle and the opening actually slightly smaller than a 10 pence piece! Still i suppose if you are that small you have to stick it in something lol!
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Postby Winky89 » Thu May 17, 2007 4:16 pm

Oh my word, what if it got stuck? What if you got it in but then got turned on?! What if you had a growth spurt when you were in there?

There are just so many dangers of squeezing your prick into a diet coke bottle!
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Postby drew » Thu May 17, 2007 4:40 pm

Daniellef wrote:Oh my word, what if it got stuck? What if you got it in but then got turned on?! What if you had a growth spurt when you were in there?

There are just so many dangers of squeezing your prick into a diet coke bottle!


with out a hard on i imagen you could force quite a bit in but if you got hard in the bottle well thats gona do some damage, i have a bottle of coke on my desk i have a penise thats not hard if i get bord well were find out if hes hung like hell or if he just had some fource
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Postby elliott20 » Thu May 17, 2007 5:12 pm

that looks like it hurts.

but I guess a guy could always slide himself in when he's soft, and then try to get hard once he's in so it fills it.
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Postby rfsdfsdf » Thu May 17, 2007 7:25 pm

Daniellef wrote:Oh my word, what if it got stuck? What if you got it in but then got turned on?! What if you had a growth spurt when you were in there?

There are just so many dangers of squeezing your prick into a diet coke bottle!


Rather unfortunatly... that is it at its hardest!
It's just not got much girth it would seem! lol (i know the person who did this and have seen his dick... so can confirm this!)
I think 99% of guys would have a problem getting thier dick (hard or soft) into a bottle with a opening that is only slightly over 3 inches in girth! lol

<a href="http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/7498/smalldick3ae4.jpg">Small and hard.</a>
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Postby THAT_GUEST » Thu May 17, 2007 7:29 pm

I sure hope you had a lube in use....that bottle couldn't have come off easily.
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Postby viperpants » Thu May 17, 2007 7:40 pm

drew wrote:
with out a hard on i imagen you could force quite a bit in but if you got hard in the bottle well thats gona do some damage, i have a bottle of coke on my desk i have a penise thats not hard if i get bord well were find out if hes hung like hell or if he just had some fource


Share your findings you trailblaizer of science.
My guess is he's hung like a mouse.
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Postby fenelopy » Thu May 17, 2007 8:46 pm

rfsdfsdf wrote:or even further...

http://imageshack.us][img]http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/7498/smalldick3ae4.jpg

so if you think you're small... think again! lol


WTF!?!?!?
No man should be able to do that!
Poor guy :oops: feel sorry for him. Must suck being tiny.
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Postby drew » Thu May 17, 2007 9:59 pm

viperpants wrote:
drew wrote:
with out a hard on i imagen you could force quite a bit in but if you got hard in the bottle well thats gona do some damage, i have a bottle of coke on my desk i have a penise thats not hard if i get bord well were find out if hes hung like hell or if he just had some fource


Share your findings you trailblaizer of science.
My guess is he's hung like a mouse.


yes but quite a large mouse :lol:
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Postby mr incredible » Thu May 17, 2007 10:05 pm

sorry why did you want to shag a diet coke?
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on the balance of probabilities its true!!
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Postby drew » Thu May 17, 2007 10:18 pm

mr incredible wrote:sorry why did you want to shag a diet coke?
8)
some times a man has to do what a man has to do i guess
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