Dr  Michael  Arnheim, Barrister  at  Law , Sometime  Fellow  of  St  John’s  College,  Cambridge, and author of  A Practical Guide to your Human Rights and Civil Liberties tells us what we have the right to in today's society- some of which might have passed you by. 

Dr Michael Arnheim

Dr Michael Arnheim

Post-Brexit, the UK is entering a new phase in its relationship with Europe and it’s now more important than ever for people to know their rights and where they stand in relation to the ruling powers.

Here are some rights to which all British citizens are currently entitled to, but might not necessarily be aware of.

THE  RIGHT  TO  PICK  YOUR  NOSE  IN  PUBLIC

It’s  an  ugly  and  unhygienic  habit,  but  as  it  is  not  specifically  prohibited  by  law,  you  do  have  a  right  to  do  it! And  the  same  goes  for  anything  else  that  is  not  expressly  forbidden  by  law.  The  problem  is  that  the  law  is  often  less  than  clear.  If  you’re  hauled  up  for  breaking  the  law  in  some  way,  make  sure  this  can  be  proved  to  the  hilt.  

YOUR  RIGHT  TO  SECURITY

It’s  the  chief  function  of  government  to  keep  the  country  safe.  Yet, worryingly, there  are  an  estimated  2,000  “extremists”  at  large  in  the  UK  who  cannot  be  deported.  The individual rights of a member of these groups often trump national security and actually  detract  from  your  human  rights  as  a  law-abiding  citizen.  

YOUR RIGHT TO BE NAKED IN PUBLIC

Yes, you can stroll around without any clothes on if you like. That is, unless your conduct is witnessed by somebody “likely to be caused harassment, alarm or distress thereby”. But don’t try it in Scotland!

YOUR  RIGHT  TO  TURF  OUT  THE  GOVERNMENT

This  is  the  democratic  right  par  excellence.  But,  like  so  many  other  rights,  it  is  more  apparent  than  real.  The  first-past‐the  post  electoral  system  means  that  a  party  could  theoretically  poll  40 per cent  of  the  vote  in  every  constituency  in  the  country  and  still  not  win  a  single  seat.  That  is  an  extreme  hypothetical  position,  but  the  reality  is  not  a  lot  better.  So,  for  example,  in  the  2015  election  UKIP  received  12.7 per cent  of  the  vote  in  the  country  at  large — and  won  one  seat  out  of  650.  The  Scottish  National  Party,  on  the  other  hand,  with  4.7 per cent of  the  total  vote,  ended  up  with  56  members  of  parliament.  

YOUR RIGHT TO COME DIRECT TO A BARRISTER

Yes, it’s true. You don’t need to pay two lawyers when one can do it all. Though it’s been possible since 2004, surprisingly few people know about it. (I have to declare an interest here, being an early agitator for this right and one of the first barristers on the direct access register).

  • A Practical Guide to your Human Rights and Civil Liberties by Dr Michael Arnheim (Straightforward Publishing) is out now, priced £10.99. Visit www.straightforwardco.co.uk