Celebrity Predictions 2009

10 months ago 18th Dec 14:05

As always celebrities are sure to give us plenty to talk about in 2009. However, here at FemaleFirst we have consulted our crystal ball to predict what our much-love celebrities will be getting up to in the year ahead.

Prepare yourself for a shock as it is revealed who will break-up, hook up and check themselves in rehab, again. But don't take it too seriously, it is all just a bit of fun!

In 2009, the world will be shocked when the most beautiful couple in the world announce their separation. Yes, the crystal ball predicts that Brad and Angelina will call an end to their three year relationship. Let's be honest, lately things haven't been looking too peachy in the Jolie-Pitt household.

Ange is left at home with the brood and Brad is out with friend George Clooney whenever he gets the chance. That is so different to the hot and steamy relationship we saw from them only a year ago. Of course, it will all end it tears and we predict it will be one of the nastiest and biggest celebrity break-ups ever.

There will much be much sadness surrounding the demise of Branglina, however we predict a silver lining. Who should Brad find to comfort him in his time of need? Only his ex and everyone's favourite Friend, Jennifer Aniston. Everyone knows they were great together, and Jen is clearly having a tough time dating lately. No-one seems to compare to Brad, and we really don't blame her! Finally, we will see the perfect Hollywood couple reunited and hopefully have the baby Jennifer longs for. Meanwhile, we predict Angelina will retreat to some far away country to bring up her children, and devour any poor man who happens to knock on her front door!

Since her divorce from husband, Guy Ritchie, we predict that come 2009 Madonna will head completely off the rails. She'll be falling out of clubs, flashing the paparazzi and hanging out with new best friend, Pairs Hilton!

The one-time Material Girl clearly thinks she's younger than she is already, so with her new single status she's going to be out of control. The friendship with Paris is a bit strange, however we have always found that Paris is there for any fallen celebrity, take Britney for example!

With the mention Britney we couldn't not take a look at what the future holds for her come 2009. Well, we predict that Britney is going to have one of the best years ever. The sales of her album and tour are going to set new records, and we're going to see her looking the happiest and healthiest we've seen her in a long time. Let's be honest it is about time for the troubled pop star.

Alexandra may have just been crowned the new X-Factor champion, but we predict a murky future for the singing sensation. There have already been some comparisons between her and previous winner and international star, Leona Lewis.

We predict that the two will be thrust into a media battle and it will all end in a public brawl. Splashed over the front pages of every publication in the land, poor old Alexandra will end up behind bars and of course Leona continue to be a star.

Next to get one of our top predictions is Amy Winehouse. 2008 has been a troubled year for the singer, but we predict that there will be a huge change in lifestyle for Amy come 2009. She is going to give up her bad habits and settle down with a nice young man. We can see a future in TV presenting for Amy, and we believe she could be the next Nigella Lawson! Apparently she is a good cook and enjoys nothing more than making a nice Shepard's pie, who knew?! Either way we see Amy having a quieter year in 2009.

This next prediction happens to be more of a wish for 2009. There has been much debate about this for years since the hit TV show ended in 2004, but we predict that Friends will finally make a movie! After seeing the huge box office success of Sex and the City: The Movie, it would be crazy for the six stars not to all agree to doing a film. It would be fantastic to see what Monica and Chandlers twins were like and whether Ross and Rachel had got married, again!

Our next prediction is for the young, pop star Miley Cyrus. Her sudden bolt into fame is bound to have a bit of an effect on the Hannah Montana star, so we predict that she might end up in a bit of controversy come 2009.

We predict that Miley will announce her pregnancy to the world's press, but when the question of who the daddy is there will be a shocking revelation. We predict she won't know which of the Jonas Brothers is the father. Shock and horror, we just hope it isn't the oldest and might we add ugliest brother, Kevin.

Next to receive one of our top predictions is the fast-aging, Katie Holmes. Since marrying Tom Cruise, the 29-year-old has aged about 30 years! The only explanation we can think of is that she isn't human. Yes, we predict that it will be announced Katie is in fact a robot. The wannabe stepford wife might have a lifestyle to be envied, being married to movie star Tom, but we think that things in the Cruise residence are a bit strange. Odd as it is Katie being revealed as a robot would answer quite a lot of questions.

Finally, we couldn't mention Tom and Katie without predicting the future of their LA friends, Victoria and David Beckham. Since moving to the US Posh and Becks have become very close to Tom and Katie. A little too close, as we predict that a sex tape will be leaked of the four in some quite strange positions. As odd and truly bizarre as it is, this could be one of the many highlights of 2009.

Only time will tell if our predictions are correct, just remember it's all just a bit of fun!

FemaleFirst - Stacey Malvern