Johnny Depp thinks gossips should stop chatting - and start masturbating. The heartthrob actor says people who sit around speculating about celebrities and their love lives should find something else to entertain themHe stormed: "This is a rumour-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about who I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topic or even masturbation" The handsome star - who has two children with long-time partner Vanessa Paradis - also confessed he's willing fight with paparazzi to protect his familyHe fumed to Britain's Loaded magazine: "I don't care if they take my photographI don't care if they take Vanessa's photograph - we're adultsBut when they start taking photos of my kids and putting them in their magazines that I can't support"That's why they should have the long lens - just make sure that you're really far away because if I'm able to get my hands on you I'll swallow your nose I'd bite your nose off and swallow it"

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