Johnny Knoxville's Less Than Average Penis
28 March 2006
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Johnny Knoxville has confessed he has a small penis.The star says he wishes he was well-hung like 'Jackass' co-star, Pontius, but instead has to live with his less than impressive appendage. He revealed: "I have a penis like 'and egg in a nest'."It looks like a light switch. Seriously. A fucking light switch. "Pontius has his penis out all the time. He's got a sweet one!He added: "Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it!"Despite his small penis, Knoxville has revealed he once won a masturbating contest.The actor has come clean about his bizarre sporting triumph while promoting new movie, 'The Ringer'.He confessed to Britain's FHM magazine: "I came first and third in a masturbation contest in Newark, New Jersey in 1997."I got round twice while everyone else only did it once. I was pretty fast on the reload there."
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