Celebrity Predictions 2009

As always celebrities are sure to give us plenty to talk about in 2009. However, here at FemaleFirst we have consulted our crystal ball to predict wh...... (more)

by Crabby Golightly

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So here's some predictions of Hollywood headlines in the New Year!

Brangelina Auction Off Twins Vivian and Knox To The Highest Bidder!
Because Brad and Ang really really really want to fund their charity to build greener houses, clear third-world countries of landmines, and deprive two rich white kids of entitlement.

Oprah Goes To Washington
And the Secret Service puts her on the watch list for stalking the new President, trying to breeze her way into the White House by calling herself The First Lady.

Starlet Tila Tequila Stars In New Bi-Reality Show
Audience members use the vote-o-meter to decide which sexual position elicits Tila's best fake orgasm.

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