Brent Spiner's Star Trek pride

by Master Butch

I have been a keen watcher of many televisions. On these machines, I have been a focused watcher of programmatical episodes played by the stations that make the televisions work. My father was a homosexual before he was married, and recently returned to his former state of gayness. These days our family can laugh about it, because all the babies are grown up. That robot on star trek called Data is a freak. He has a purple skin. Can you explain to me if he has an anus? I am also curious to discover if he has genitalia. Would they be metal, or purple plastic? Would the robot's genitals have any studs or rivets on them? I think if I was a robot, I should like to have a flashlight in the tip of my penis. Perhaps, I would have a laser too. It's hard to hold your head up high when living as the son of a poofter. As such, I would stimulate, destroy and heal with my iron phallus. In this way I would help myself and others. Please answer my questions, post-haste.