David Gest Quotes - The Orange Playlist - page 2

01-08-2007 13:17

On growing up and music

David My real name wasn’t David but Hoppy and they changed it, that’s true.
Jayne So you started earning money at 7, what were you doing?
David Music has always been my life, I have a record collection of about 20,000 LPs and 40-45,000/100,000 CDs, I love music and I love every type of music from Rock n Roll and heavy metal to RnB which is my favourite to kind of country and western to Chinese marches for girls who have herpes which is not real collectable but a few of them.... Yeah I do a lot for Chinese girls with herpes, right now though, so many people since I’ve been in the jungle have helped Chinese girls with herpes, who I go on tour with, I go on tour September 19th starting in Europe and it’s the David Gest Show, its called ‘David Unzipped and X-Rated’, wonder why!? And its with the Chinese girls with herpes, the sluts, 8 sluts they’ve slept with everybody, every position...www.chinesegirlswithherpes.org

On his career

Jayne So how did you get your first job in music?
David I’ll never forget there was this chick in the classical department, she was a f**king nutcase, she always had her nose up in the air she’d never look whenever I said ‘hello baby’ .... One day I had a hot sup of coffee and she never looked but up, she had these huge tits.... So what happened was I had the hot coffee and I ran into her and it spilled all over her breasts and she was burned, she never spoke to me again. They rushed her to the hospital.

David Gest appears on the Orange Playlists Thursday 2nd August