Christmas Equals Chocolate

18 December 2006

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Christmas is a time to over indulge on the finer things in life, whether that’s wine, miniature party food which never seems to fill you up, or a women’s best friends: chocolate and men.

Just like the sweet treat the opposite sex can leave you feeling guilty, slightly sick and sometimes satisfied, so perhaps the choices of chocolate displays our choice of men; even when you opt for a Mars Bar it reflects your need for a smooth yet tough man, who’ll leave you wanting more…

Champagne Truffles: Usually presented to us in a loving heart shape, this truly indulgent treat is a combination of bubbly and chocolate, bringing together two of the guiltiest pleasures in life.

Your choc centre: You long for the finer things in life, when you feel that sweet tooth throbbing you don’t dive for the Dairy Milk; men who are rich in class and culture are a must have for you.

Male equivalent: George Clooney, the clean shaven older man, would wine and dine you, leaving you feeling on top of the world and slightly giddy.

Dark Chocolate Mousse: Rich and mysterious on the outside, velvety and smooth on the inside.

Bite into the crisp shell and experience the whipped delight of milk chocolate.

Your choc centre: Mysterious men and ‘bad boys’ are your forte, you long to delve beneath the dark surface and somehow bring out their softer, more loving side.

Male equivalent: Colin Farrell, Irish rouge with an eye for the ladies. It would take a mighty woman to charm this Hollywood bad boy.

Hazelnut Praline: A deceptive delight, with its plain exterior, but beneath the boringness lays a sensual excitement for your tongue; bringing soft hazelnut flavours to your world.

Your choc centre: You see past the looks of somebody and appreciate their personality, it is all about the sense of humour and ability to make you giggle; Brad Pitt does nothing for you.

Male equivalent: Peter Kaye, the Bolton funny man isn’t the best looker, but would certainly supply side splitting humour.

Chocolate covered toffee: Layered in either milk or dark chocolate this sticky, chewy marvel has an ever lasting effect on your taste buds.

Your choc centre: Oh dear, you seem to fall for the ones who reel you in fast then let you down even quicker. Think Tracey Barlow and Charlie Stubbs, or though he may be a bit too evil.

Male equivalent: Pete Doherty; Kate sees something in him, but he seems to be sticking a round like a bad smell, maybe that’s because he needs a good scrub down.

Kelly Holgate

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