How To Survive The Horror Movie

11 months ago 05th Dec 10:17

So new film The Children is the horror movie of the week and the festive season turns really naff when children turn on the parents, you might not have got what you want from Santa but really that's a bit uncalled for.

Anyway as horror movies go there are a sting of events and actions that you can count on will happen throughout the course of the film, most of which end up in that character meeting a grisly end.

So here at FemaleFirst we have put together a comprehensive guide on how to survive the horror movie, just in case you find yourself being pursued by an axe wielding maniac.

1. What was that strange bump in the night? I have an idea! Let's go stumble around in the dark and check it out. I suppose it could be a serial killer or maniacal slasher or even a bloodthirsty mutant beast but I'll bring this flashlight that'll scare 'em away. For God's sake turn the bloody lights on!

2. Do not, under any circumstances, run upstairs!

3. He's dead. Ok so this is when our hero has finally managed to knock down the bad guy. After having his friends killed and almost being killed himself, it seems that knocking the bad guy down is a victory. Rather than bashing in his brains to ensure death, he will turn the other way and walk away or start running

4. You seem him die from a distance, car accident, falls out of a window, never go back and make sure... he never is!