Alan Carr Calls Lily Allen A "F***ing Bitch"

Lily Allen has been out of tabloid brawls for quite a while now, but it seems we had better get ready for an all-out war after TV star Alan Carr got on his soapbox following a Lily let down.

The popstar was due to appear on Alan's chat show, but pulled out just hours before claiming she was ill - despite writing on Twitter that she was excited to appear on the programme.

Sadly for Lily, Alan did NOT take the news well and branded her a "f***ing bitch" for leaving him in the lurch before adding: "I don't know if it's a vendetta, I don't know whether she hates me, but the way I'm buzzing now I could f***ing slap her!"

Luckily for us JLS stepped in at the last minute (we like them better anyway) and everyone else reckons Lily is either pregnant or putting on weight… so far pregnancy has been denied, so we're guessing its just the buns then?

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