Oh Crikey. Mariah Carey's Releasing A Christmas Record

Ever grown tired of hearing 'All I Want For Christmas' about three times a day over the festive season? Well guess what? You're going to have Mariah Carey coming at you with both barrels this year…

The queen of divas herself, Mariah Carey has announced that she intends to make us all suffer this winter by unleashing a Christmas album which will undoubtedly be played in all good music stores across the country.

Obviously she's far too busy drinking Cristal and bossing her husband around to actually write any songs, so she's instead going to be covering classics such as The First Noel, O Little Town Of Bethlehem and Little Drummer Boy.

Oh wonderful, I feel like Christmas is finally complete now, especially looking at that cringesome cover art… I love how she's called it Merry Christmas II You… as if trying to be down with the kids.

FemaleFirst - Ruth Harrison