People love to believe it - it's way more exciting to talk about than the truth! And they're so descriptive about these lapdances. I don't even know how to do a lapdance!

"People love to believe it - it's way more exciting to talk about than the truth! And they're so descriptive about these lapdances. I don't even know how to do a lapdance!" Simon Cowell More Famous Than God Says New Survey... Music mogul Simon Cowell is more famous than God and [Queen Elizabeth II], according to a new British survey.More than 1,000 kids under the age of 10 were asked to name the individual they considered the biggest celebrity - and the X Factor and American Idol judge came out on top.Cowell rose from fifth place in last year's survey (07), knocking the monarch from the top spot.