Victoria Beckham Makes Morrissey Want To Die

9 months ago 23rd Jan 11:00

Victoria Beckham

Morrissey has always been a confident chap; and it’s showing more than ever after he has launched a blistering attack on Victoria Beckham and Jamie Oliver.

Fair enough, Victoria Beckham isn’t famous for her singing voice alone, but I think telling the British media that "It will be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham." Is a little bit extreme.

Okay, so again, the former Smiths frontman was talking about his last day on Earth and was responding to a question asking who he would most like to ‘kick in the eye’ before he dies, he did actually say Jamie Oliver (not that that makes things any better!)

The vegetarian lashed out at Oliver, saying, "That meat-fed horror Jamie 'Orrible' Oliver. if he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970."

When asked about how he'd choose to die, Morrissey insisted, "Concussed by a coconut." Lovely. At least he’d be in a Bounty paradise.

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