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Which Spice girl are you?

5 months ago 15th Jan 13:15

The Girls are back! To Celebrate their triumphant return, we give you the opportunity to find out which Spice you are.

How do you react during a photoshoot?

  • Strike a sweet, innocent pose
  • Show off your acrobatic skills
  • Act Daft
  • Pout
  • Make sure you wear something that looks like a rag even though everyone else has made an effort
  • Sulk if you are not centre of attention

How do you dance?

  • Full of energy and/or highkicks
  • Apropriate to the music with a sexy twist
  • You give it all you've got even if you are no good, and probably flash your boobs/pants for good measure. Bless.
  • A bit stiff, like you are embarrassed or bored or feel like it is below you
  • Shouting and sticking your tongue out is far more fun than dancing

Congratulations, you're having a baby! Who's the daddy?

  • Your long term partner, who is kinda famous
  • Your long term partner, who stays away from fame
  • A high profile fling or one night stand
  • Some guy, not sure. I was too wasted and desperate for company / love
  • The most famous guy I could land, with the plan to build an empire... I will rule the world!!!!

How do you feel about the spice girls reunion?

  • It's a right laugh
  • It's a lot of fun reliving glory days
  • It is a necessary evil to remind people who I am
  • It saved my life, bringing me back from despair and obscurity
  • It is getting in the way of my solo career

The Press think you are a lesbian, what do you do?

  • Ignore it, less the press have their fun
  • Deny it again and again.... and again... to suspicious amounts
  • Well, you've not had much luck finding a man to love you... maybe this will work out better
  • Lesbian? Meh. They don't know the half of it...
Which Spice girl are you?

The Spice Girls

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