Don't leave your teeth whitening products on longer than advised.
There are seven erogenous zones- yes seven!
If you are 'on a break'- don't sleep with someone else!
If you move in together- fellas- don't think about trying to bogart the spare room for your manly activities.
If you date a vegetarian- don't shoot birds in front of her.
Move to low fat soya ice cream if you keep getting dumped.
Believe your friends if they tell you your date has anger management problems.
Don't steal food from your date's plate.
Don't wear leather pants.
Always break up together.
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