Blu UK has released the newest form of chat up lines- those for the tech savvy. So we take a look at these new additions and some of the golden oldies- let us know if you have ever been approached with one of these- or if it worked!
The 50 Worst Chat Up Lines
Are you on twitter? Because I really want to handle you
There's no emoji that sums up how much I like you
Are you on LinkedIn? Because I think we have a connection
There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one?
Your father must have been a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Get your coat, love, you've pulled.
Come here often?
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
Your legs must be aching from running through my mind.
If you were a bogey I would pick you.
Are you Bear Grylls' daughter? Because you have me pitching a tent.
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Burger King isn't the only thing that's king sized.
I'm Mr Right, someone told me you were looking for me?
If you're feeling down I can feel you up?
Do you have a plaster? I cut my knee falling for you.
Is your dad a baker? Because you've got nice buns.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Welcome to the guns show.
You turn my software into hardware.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
And we'll save the worst till last…
I'm an Astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
I'm new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?
Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?
Are you Jamaican? (No, why?) Coz jer-makin-me-crazy!
I bet your last name is Jacobs - because you're a real cracker!
Pick a number between 1 and 10 (3?) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.
Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?
You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
Is there a mirror in your pants...? I think I can see myself in them..
I don't suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey?...I want to tell them I have found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty.
My friend thinks you're hot, and if it's any consolation so do I.
How many camels can I buy you for???
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
If you were a McDonald's burger...you'd be a McGorgeous
Did you fart? 'Cause you just blew me away.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
by Lucy Moore for relationships.femalefirst.co.uk
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