How much do you make?

How much do you make?

With nearly 300 people offering their worst #5 words to ruin a date on Twitter we thought it rude not to join in so here are our top five- do you agree?

‘What is that awful smell?’

Well that could be my perfume that I think smells amazing on me, or it could be the new fabric softener I just picked out- I thought Jasmine would smell quite nice to be honest. Maybe you can smell the little fart I just let slip out. (I’m nervous!!) If it’s on me or steaming from someone else it is never polite to say that- someone, somewhere will be offended; you have already ticked that box for me. #tact

‘What is your goal weight?’

I may have told you I struggle with my weight, I may have said I am on a healthy eating plan or even a diet, but that should never give you permission to ask me what my intended weight should be. That is far too close to the ‘how much do you weigh?’ question and every gentleman knows not to ask that! So you are just- man.

‘When’s it time to leave?’

Ok so you’re bored- why wait until kicking out time and just go now? Clearly you have no interest in being here- so run off and find someone who rouses your interest or your penis.

‘I still text my ex’

‘Taxi!’

Relationships are complicated enough without the presence of your probably incredibly hot single ex who likes to remain ‘close’ just in case she changes her mind over whether she wants to get back with you or not. And no I don’t do threesomes.  

‘How often do you masturbate?’

Say what now? We know men like to talk about this activity in other male company, however women- not so much. And I really don’t want you getting a boner while I’m eating my garlic mushrooms thanks very much. We haven’t even held hands and you want to know what I do with mine? Too much information!


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