How Well Do You Know Your Partner?

07 June 2010

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Killers is the must sees action comedy of the summer as Ashton Kutcher stars alongside Katherine heigl. Spencer Aimes (Kutcher) is just your average, undercover, government-hired super-assassin accustomed to a life of exotic European locales, flashy sports cars and even flashier women.

But when he meets Jen Kornfeldt (Heigl), a beautiful, fun-loving computer tech recovering from a bad break-up, he finds true love and happily trades international intrigue for domestic bliss.

Three years later, Spencer and Jen are still enjoying a picture-perfect marriage - that is, until the morning after Spencer’s 30th birthday. That’s when Spencer and Jen learn he's the target of a multi-million dollar hit. 

Even worse, the hired killers have been stalking the happy couple for years, and could be anyone: friends, neighbours, the grocery store clerk, even that crabby old guy shuffling across the street.

Now Spencer and Jen are on the run for their lives. As their suburban paradise turns into a paranoid game of dodge-the-bullet, they must find out who wants Spencer dead and why, all the while trying to save their marriage, manage his pain-in-the-ass in-laws, keep up neighbourly appearances and just plain survive. 
 
And you thought suburban life was easy. So how well do you know your partner?

1. Your anniversary is coming up, and this time it’s your turn to plan the evening. Of course you want it to be a surprise so you tell him to be at your door at 8 for a romantic night on the town. When he comes to pick you up he’s wearing:

a. Jeans and a t-shirt. He was hoping you could order a pizza and stay in, there’s a game on tonight.
b. A suit. You told him to look his best and he came through.
c. It’s 8:30 and you’re still waiting for him to show up. He forgot again, what’s new.

2. What do you do, your man is in the shower and his phone goes off. When you look at the caller ID it says 'Beth.'

a. When he gets out of the shower tell him she called, and casually ask who she is.
b. Let it go to voicemail, no big deal.
c. Answer it, you want to make sure whoever it is knows your man is not available.

3. After a wild Friday night, the two of you decide to spend Saturday relaxing and watching movies. You ask him to rent a movie, what does he come back with?

a. The Hangover. A compromise, something you can both enjoy and laugh the night away.
b. Marley and Me. Exactly what you wanted, he knows you’re a sucker for that big fluffy dog.
c. Drag Me to Hell. Another bloody, scary movie that is sure to give you nightmares for the next three days. Bad times.

4. When you and your man talk on the phone:

a. The conversation is usually short and sweet; he’s not much of a talker.
b. The hours fly by with neither of you noticing.
c. Talk? He usually sends you a quick text, he’s always out with his friends or home playing video games.

5. The two of you are out for drinks with some friends when your man notices one of his ex girlfriends standing near by. What does he do?

a. Wave hello from across the room and pray that she doesn’t make her way over to your table. There are no hard feelings between the two of them but he wants to avoid a potentially awkward situation.

b. He introduces the two of you and makes sure he never lets go of your hand. He offers to buy her a drink, just to be polite of course, and then ends the conversation.

c. You nearly spill your drink as he pushes off of you to sprint to the bathroom. After hiding out for the next twenty minutes, he finally lingers back to the table saying 'Thank god I avoided that disaster.' 

6. You’ve had a rough week at work and now you’re coming down with the flu. Your man takes care of you by: