The Dilemma
With the DVD release of The Dilemma imminent we’re offering you the chance to go through our no-nonsense guide on how to tell if your partner is cheating.
- Late nights ‘at work’
When 9 til 5 becomes more than just that it’s time to get your sleuth mind in action. When the dinner goes cold and the bed is half empty it may be time to start thinking where that body warmth may be going to waste.
- Starts going to the gym
Has the beer belly been noticed and in the beginning stages of rectification? Yes, it may well be in a futile attempt to avoid the inevitable coronary but it MAY well be to snare future mistresses.
Challenge him on his recent aerobic activities to make sure. If he denies, he’s with the gym instructor.
- Perfume/lipstick on clothes
Does your other half return from a night out with the lads with the faint whif of Tottenham Court Road’s finest front store perfumery?
Then he may well have had some extra-curricular activity with one of Leicester Square’s finest home county imports.
- Unusually high levels of itching and scratching
Ahem. We won’t go any further into this one. We’re not that uncouth.
- Find another person in their bed.
If the previous signs were not enough then quite frankly, you deserve to be in this situation.
No matter how many innocent pleas of an ‘We’re having a sleepover’ it’s time to dust off the Guardian Soulmates membership card ad start anew.
The Dilemma is released 30th May.