Luxury bathroom company Hugo Oliver has found ten things that are off putting for singles when they go back to a new date's house for the first time. We take a look at the thoughts that go through your head.
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A bad smell- Is this how they always smell but are covering it up with spray right now? Have they seriously waited till right before I arrived to take a dump? Is my being here making them so nervous they have the runs?
A generally dirty bathroom- Ok so they don't clean up after themselves, even when things get really bad. They don't want to make a good impression on the first date- really?!
No toilet roll- They clearly don't prepare for anything, least of all natural bodily functions. Do I pee in the street or…?
Dirty towels- I could be drying my hands on a part of a towel that they wiped their ass on. Ewww.
No soap to wash hands- There's hot water at least but they are never touching me with those hands.
Hair in the sink- So basically they just de-fuzzed right before I got here- nice.
Dirty clothes on the floor- What if they are wearing two day old underwear? What if it has skid marks in it? OMG!
No lock on the door- They're weird and like to watch people pee by bursting in by 'accident' and hovering a little too long before leaving.
An old/overused toothbrush- They don't care about their oral hygiene- ok so no touching and no kissing either.
Condoms on show- They're either really presumptuous or have another partner on the go- neither of which is a good thing.
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