She loves gifts with swear words on them- Because they show you know her so well.
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She loves shows that don't hold back- Give her an episode of The Inbetweeners or a blokey action film and she feels like she's among friends.
She reserves the truly awful words for when she's really hacked off- But on a normal day- 'f' this and 'f' that are like fillers for conversation.
'Gosh', 'darn its' and 'drats' just won't do- When you try to ask her to calm it down a little she reminds you of this fact. And she actually has a point. Only the foulest of swear words will do to express your dislike of a situation.
You know she's on her best behaviour when she doesn't swear- Like when she met you're a parents and friends for the first time. Now she cusses just as much as she does with you because she doesn't like hiding her true foul mouthed self.
She never uses bad language in front of old people- The only exception are Grandparents because no-one dares to swear in front of grandparents.
She has comedic timing- Often her bouts of profanities make you laugh because she's telling a funny story or taking someone off and her potty mouth is in-keeping with the tone.
You know your kid's first word is going to be despicable- You fear that your first born is going to follow in her footsteps- just way too early because mummy can't help herself and her dreadful habit.
Your friends love her- Because she is unshockable with language and they get a kick out of having vulgar banter with her.
Her idol is Adele- Because she says what she likes and doesn't give a… monkeys.
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