Don't listen to her- We tell you about our day and all you can do is hum what you think are appropriate noises while checking your Facebook.

Snoring!

Snoring!

Leave the toilet seat up- There is nothing that makes a woman worry about her hip size more than getting lodged in a toilet bowl.

Asking her is she's menstruating- FYI, that is not the answer to every bad mood and bout of sickness we endure.

Hog the covers- Women are never happy when we're cold- if you want us to be nice to you- give us some coverage!

Leave hair in the sink- How hard is it to wash that stuff down the plughole really?!

Leave dishes in the sink- So tell me- why is it so hard to put your plate in the dishwasher compared to the sink? It takes the same time- you expel the same amount of energy? Any thoughts?

Clip your toe nails in front of the TV- I thought we were watching Game of Thrones not Embarrassing Bodies!

Forget her birthday- We have to remember not only yours but your entire family and friends too, as well as our own side- but you can't remember one?!

Snore- Why do you deny us of rest? We work just as hard as you yet we are subjected to this constant nightly interruption?!

Eating her snacks- There are limited snacks we can have due to intolerances and dieting, please leave them alone and eat your own 'I don't give a sh*t about my body' junk food!

Watch an episode without her- We look forward to snuggling up on the couch with you and seeing things for the first time- it takes the shine off it if you can quote it and tell us what happens. *spoiler alert*

Don't return the favour- Officially the worst offence of them all!


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