He likes to tell really bad jokes- Sometimes you don't get the punch line but it's all about the delivery.
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He's incredibly sarcastic- He's gotten so good at it often you don't know if he's being sarcastic or genuine.
He had commitment phobia when you first started dating- But once you fell in love- he came around to the idea of a future together.
He goes out to work every day- But you fear every time someone asks you what he does because you're not 100% certain.
He hates Thanksgiving- It brings up some awful memories for him so you channel all your energies into Christmas instead.
He had an long on-off relationship with a woman right before you- She had the most annoying high pitched voice and you keep bumping into her when you least expect it but you always hear her before you see her.
He used to smoke- He knows you hate it but he still tries every now and again to have a sneaky cigarette.
He never cries- Even at the things that get you every time like when Bambi's mother dies. You call him 'the robot' because you think he might be dead inside.
He has the worst taste in interior decorating- He once suggested you put a road sign above your bed and he brought a really ugly chair when he moved in with you. You haven't quite figured out how to get rid of it without him noticing.
He's really lazy- He pretends to be doing something when your take out gets delivered so you can bring it to him and save him getting up off his ass.
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