You remind her how important her parents are- She only has two and she needs to remember all they have done for her before opening her mouth.
You lecture her on why she should not be sleeping with THAT guy
You stop her from sleeping with the wrong men- And give her a list of reasons why it's a bad idea.
You prevent her from fighting with men who have no respect for women- Just walk away and be smug in the knowledge that he is never getting laid.
You make her get petrol before you break down- The amber light means you need to go now not later.
You shake before you part ways so she doesn't so anything silly- Like buy a puppy or get a fake ID.
You stop her from eating the wrong things- Whether she's gluten intolerant/ lactose intolerant/ allergic to peanuts- you know what's in lots of different foods to prevent her from pooping, swelling or bloating.
You advise her on naked pics- And let her send it only if she takes her face off the snap.
You get in there quickly before she gets hurt- Like the way she always drinks coffee too fast and burns her mouth but never learns her lesson.
You make sure she's paying her bills- If she's not you are on her case right away.
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