You take non-romantic showers- The aim is to wash, exfoliate, shave and get the hell out of there. Sex is in the dim and distant past.

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You do things you really don't want to- You take up new exercise routines in the hope that you find something healthy to do together- but they never stick.

You're honest- Whether it's how you dress, your hair, weight- whatever you don't feel that you have to tell white lies anymore.

You can read each other's minds- If you take too long to do your hair and get dressed you really don't want to leave the house and he knows the window of time so suggests you stay in.

You share bodily functions- You fart without even noticing anymore and you talk in way too much detail about poo.

You respect each other's personal space- Namely sleeping back to back and disappearing upstairs without hurt any feelings.

You know all their stories- You either stop listening or tell the end of the story so they know they have repeated themselves one too many times.

He didn't say what you think he did- Your mind becomes blurred and you may think he said something he didn't- but even in doubt you still insist that he did say those things. He agrees.

Bad breath- You just have to deal with it- Depending on what you have eaten the night before- your breath takes on new smells every day- all of which are awful.

Your 'I love yous' change- From 'I love you' to 'I love you too' to 'I love you'- 'I know.'


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