Couples insist on posting the following list of pictures for many reasons. To make people jealous, to record their time together or to show off. Here's what other couples think when they see these images online.
Relationships on Female First
Canoodling- Save if for your bedroom. We understand that you're a couple and probably do this- but we don't need photographic proof that you can still bear to touch each other.
Swimwear and bikini body boasters - We get it- you have great physiques- but shouldn't you be saving your nearly naked bodies for each other and not the rest of the world?
Boastful holiday snaps, uploaded at times to cause maximum jealousy - You're clearly enjoying each other's company if all you're doing is taking and posting pictures. NOT.
Use of #squadgoals - Our goals are different to yours- we want to enjoy every moment of our holiday- not spend half of it behind a phone screen.
'Hotdog legs' - There's nothing big and clever about not using sunscreen. You should be taking better care of each other.
Use of #nofilter - You're a normal couple just like the rest of us- thanks for pointing that out or our joint self-esteem would have hit rock bottom.
Poolside shots - You have the opportunity to swim- you do know that there is a pool not far from your house right?
Festival fun - It's just a shame that the picture isn't 'scratch and sniff' because you may look good but we both know you both smell like a bin and are probably holding off having sex until you've both showered.
Sunset Silhouettes - Well at least your modesty is intact but we don't need to see your amateur attempts at photography- at least wait until you're good at it.
Sightseeing on holiday - You have managed to drag your behinds from the side of the pool and leave the resort- good for you.
Beautiful beaches - You picked a holiday destination that's hot AND has beaches- no couple has ever thought to do that.
Picture perfect sunsets - We have sunsets at home you know…
Original research by Oasis Drinks.
tagged in Couples