You turn off your alarm- On Friday night- nothing gives you more pleasure than turning off your alarms on your phones and getting into bed without any concern for what time it is. Bliss.
You have an impression DVD collection
You don't get dressed- You spend your entire weekend in your pjs or dressing gown and only get dressed if you have to leave the house for supplies. And by dressed- it's usually a coat/ hoodie over your nightwear.
You delay your shower- You rebel against showering in the morning because you don't have to- then you get the afternoon and can smell each other and the rebellion stops.
You make exotic things for breakfast- During the week- taking the time out to make something means less time in bed- so weekends are reserved for the most special of breakfasts. French toast, eggs benedict, sausage/ bacon sandwiches, a full English- nothing is off limits- you just take your time and savour every mouthful.
You develop a healthy DVD collection- That could put Netflix to shame. You increased your library on your last (and rare) outing so you're covered for every movie mood.
You text each other- You can have a text conversation while one of you is upstairs and the other down. It's way too much effort to change floors to exchange a few words.
Your garden is you being outdoorsy- Sitting outside, doing some gardening, mowing the lawn or taking a stroll around the space at the rear of your house is your equivalent of going into the great outdoors. Too much fresh air and light freaks you out and you have to go back inside- like a couple of bats back into the cave.
You have healthy lie ins- You have no need to get up and leave the house- so why rush? Get up for a pee break and snuggle back down for another couple of hours!
You don't clean- Even though you have all the time in the world to clean your house at the weekend- you see it as a chore so leave it as long as possible. Then it's 9pm on Sunday night and it all gets too much!
You can never decide what to eat- You have lots of thinking time- all day in fact to come up with an idea- but when one of you asks the all-important question of 'what are we having for tea?' both of you are like 'I dunno- what do you want?' And so the debate begins.