So many articles tell you what not to ask on a first date, so we take a look at what you should ask; to make sure that you're compatible.

Do you hashtag when you text?

Do you hashtag when you text?

Have you ever said no to pizza? - Who says no to pizza?! Are you one of those health freaks how's going to measure out my food and tell me how many calories are in what I'm stuffing in my mouth?

Have you ever texted lol and not laughed out loud? - Do you think you're funny, when you just aren't? At all?

Do you take bits of other people's food without asking?- Do you know that I don't share food?

Do you post your workouts to Facebook? - Are you a little bit self-absorbed? Or so mad about the gym that you are going to force me to go there?

Do you hashtag when you text?- Are you going to ruin my only place of hashtag respite?

Do you put empty milk cartons back in the fridge? - In other words are you a lazy mo-fo?

Do you stop in doorways to look at your phone?- Are you one of those people I have walked into the back of in what looks like a vertical stranger on stranger spooning session?!

Do you consider yourself a pickup artist? - Are you going to cheat on me?

Have you ever turned down ice cream? - Do you always have more room for dessert so I can get some too?

Do you refer to yourself as 'mommy' when talking to your pets?- If this date doesn't go well are you going to turn into a cat lady?

Do you keep a trash can in your bathroom? - Do you have good hygiene standards?

Do you ask lots of questions about the movie you are watching? - Do you want to be single?

What piece do you choose in Monopoly? - Do you love dogs? Do you like gardening? Do you have a questionable fashion sense? An aptitude for sewing? A passion for fast cars, cruise holidays? Are you an anti-feminist?

What flavour of Neapolitan ice cream do you eat first?- Are you anal about your food?

When you finish a roll of toilet paper- do you replace it or just put a new roll on top? - Do you like arguments?

Do you spit on the street? - Do you want to be seen in public with your date?

Do you leave the door open when peeing? - Do you lack boundaries?

When sharing ice cream so you take all the chocolate chips and leave the vanilla for your partner?- Are you only in relationship for the good part and then ditch a person when it gets samey and boring?

How many selfies do you take in a day? - Are you self-obsessed? Will you prioritise me at all?

What's your favourite emoji? - If it's the sad one- are you the epitome of miserable?

Do you leave voicemails? - Are you a stalker?

Does your dog have clothes? - Do you expect me to walk it with you?

Do you chew loudly?- Do you eat with your mouth open too?

Are you a fries or salad kind of person?- Are you a health conscious or DGAF, live for today, kind of person?


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