Banner Homes have found that women are ruthless when it comes to their living space. They have just got all their own things in order, then they move in with their man and inherit a raft of crap that has sentimental value and so must be kept. The answer? Women get rid of things secretly so the men won’t moan or find a stupid reason to keep the random bit of rubbish. Unfortunately if he finds out arguments arise. We take a look at the top causes of a household argument as a result of discarded items!
TOP 10 PARTNERS ITEMS THAT WOMEN THROW OUT
Magazine collections- They are probably porn mags anyway and what does he need with them when he has you?!
Old hobby collection/ toy cars etc. - Now they say a man’s mental age is 4 years less than a woman’s but 20 is pushing it a bit!
Clothes- That t shirt with the vajazzle like decoration on it- the one that made him look like you were his pulling buddy rather than his partner- gone.
DVDs/CDs- You have Netflix and Love Film with his entire collection on and all of his music is on his phone- what-is-the-actual-point?!
A sofa- Lord knows what disgusting things have happened on that thing- and men are not known for cleaning things well- so there is probably remnants of his ex on there! EWWW!
Sports memorabilia- the house is not a museum, and women hate sports- what did he think was going to happen to them?
A painting- It’s hideous and everyone thinks so but him. Don’t put it up for a while and he will forget it ever existed.
A chair- Bound to have been his masturbation chair of choice and it was also used for gaming; ingrained food and sperm are not my idea of a protective coating.
Stereo/ sound system- All you need is an I-pod dock- that-is-all.
Sports kit/ equipment- He hasn’t attempted to get fit in the four years you have known him so why clog up the house with aspirational ab equipment?!