Travelzoo asked 2,000 couples about the worst gift they ever received from their partner and these were the horrifying results…
Christmas on Female First
A frying pan- It's not surprising that this gift was from a now ex-husband. It would seem he wanted her to play housewife and she had very different ideas.
A statue of the Florentine boar- If they don't have a passion to see a real one- why would they want a giant ornament version?
A rear view mirror- Practical- yes- romantic- not even close.
A hand-knitted waistcoat- This partner clearly had the wrong idea when it came to role play.
A bag of chillies- The recipient's mouth may have been hot after this- but their sex life certainly wasn't.
A watering can- Obviously the gift giver was tired of showering in the house because that would be their only source of water for the next few days after they were kicked out by their spouse.
A rubber banana- If you are going to buy your lady partner something phallic and rubber- make it a dildo please.
Two miserable-looking girl statues- They have your miserable face to look at all year round- why do they need two more??!
A spade- Keep digging until you think of a good gift honey…
An anger-management squeeze ball- The only reason they are angry is because of you- rather than managing the problem with a glorified toy, solve it from the source.